At least he's got that going for him.

Six days, David.

God made the world in six days. He rested on the seventh.

English is the dumpster fire of languages.

She would have shot the dog.

My heart goes out to you and yours.

I live in the Fort Smith area, and I was born in OKC.

It was a Saturday night, and I wanted to bring some levity to the situation.

When I wrote "Oklahoma," I meant "Oklahoma University." I can see how my shorthand caused the joke to fail at that part.

It was a preposterous joke. It would be absurd to take my comment seriously. Even the hyperbole was like, "Dude, you went too far."

I was born in OKC. I live on the border of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Oklahoma's education system is better than Arkansas. You could have led with that.

It's Oklahoma. If you can recite the alphabet, you're in.

I may have seen a great horned owl. Not sure what kind of owl it was, but its wingspan was about as wide as my Traverse.

He may be overqualified to be a Republican.

Money.

He'll move in with Charlie Kirk's widow.

May get Israel and the U.S. to join them on that.

Hey, dipshits... was he ever really cancelled?

The Republicans have become the monsters they thought they were fighting.

DS9 was ahead of the game in many ways.

You can apply that to any genre.

Pitfalls

• Just making fun of something.
• Being mean instead of insightful.
• Being too broad.
• Being too obvious.