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Chris 🏳️‍🌈
@gawkinggeek.bsky.social
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They/Them | 40 | 💖💜💙 Bisexual and polyamorous nonbinary professor with a penchant for puns, cryptids, & RPGs.

GM of The Glass Abyss. 🎲

Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️
Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
Fuck AI. 👎

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I love Pacific Rim.
Screenshot from Pacific Rim showing a large, horned kaiju on the left side of the screen matching menacingly through a rainy city at night as a photoshopped orange cat sits on the street to the right side of the image and hisses at the approaching kaiju.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Accidentally doing shibari while stimming at the family gathering like
Chris’s hands looped together in a pattern of red gift ribbon.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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“Why does my phone feel hot?”

me, continuing to play Vampire Survivors:
Screenshot from the mobile version of Vampire Survivors showing a ridiculous amount of yellow damage numerical indicators covering almost the entire screen as the current session nears sixty minutes and over one million gold collected.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Now listen here you silly graphic, I-

sexvalues.github.io
Visual graphic for SexValues displaying a neutral attraction between masculine and feminine, a hypersexual sex drive, a dominant personality, a kinky deviance, and an open affection axis.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Do you have orbs?
Screenshot from Phasmophobia showing the 16 different ghost types on the left page of the open notebook with the description of the Mare on the right: A Mare is the source of all nightmares, making it most powerful at night. It has been reported to control people minds. Strength: A Mare makes its target hallucinate. Looking at the hallucinations will cause sanity to drop faster. Weakness: Turning a flashlight on or off will stop the hallucinations.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Date night with @itsembyrrose.bsky.social is the best.
A large LEGO One Piece set of the Going Merry in its box on a coffee table next to a PlayStation 5 controller as The X-Files title screen is displayed on a large wall-mounted television between two standing lamps in the background.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I am overdue for another Blue Eye Samurai rewatch.
Promotional artwork for Blue Eye Samurai showing protagonist Mizu poised with a cloak fluttering in the wind as she has her back toward the camera and turns her head to glance back toward the viewer through her orange-tinted glasses while holding a katana in her right hand.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Switching back to professor mode post-PAX is always a stretch.
Chris’s red-sweatered chest down to the black boots they’re wearing with tight black pants as they’re propping their legs up on a conference table next to a laptop.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Just a few days over 40 and still sword of hot.
Chris’s hips to above their head as they’re standing shirtless in front of a lit bar countertop and beginning to unsheath a cutlass with their right hand as they’re holding the sword just in front of their waist, their fancily-patterned black pants and large black leather belt just behind the sword.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
Danny McBride, Anna Friel, and Will Ferrell standing in a large cave looking toward the camera in Land of the Lost.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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This is an @aberloony.bsky.social appreciation post. 💖
Selfie of Ab wearing a red sleeveless dress and black lipstick as they’re standing next to a red-shirt and black vest-dressed Chris on an LA street corner in the early evening. Chris and Ab standing next to each other in a gazebo dressed in black suit jackets and sunglasses with gift boxes strapped to their hips as they’re recreating the Dick in a Box skit from Saturday Night Live. Selfie of Chris and Ab seated next to each other at an outdoor bar in purple lighting as Ab is dressed in a black dress and wearing black lipstick while Chris is wearing a denim vest and Hellfire Club shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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we did it, chat
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing Chris's Blood Elf Retribution Paladin adorned in red and gold plate boots, gloves, belt, and pauldrons with a red bikini top as flaming horns are sprouting from her forehead while she's wielding a massive two-handed flaming blade in her right hand and jumping in front of a bisexual-colored set of three gems on a golden-colored ship. Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing 999 ranks of versatility on a circular gold dragon icon.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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My Analogue Pocket listing currently has a bid at $400 with 22 folks watching - the auction ends this coming Sunday (11/30) at 8:36PM EST!

www.ebay.com/itm/29778780...
Screenshot from eBay of an auction for a Limited Grape Edition Analogue Pocket showing the starting bid at $400 with 6 days left on the listing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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My household received unfortunate news that’s going to impact our finances, so I’m trying to offset as much as possible going into the holidays.

I’m selling my like-new, limited edition Grape Analogue Pocket for $450 (with free shipping within the US) - it comes loaded with over 500 games!
A sleek black box on a wooden desk with the Analogue Pocket logo embossed in the material. A purple Game Boy-esque Analogue Pocket displayed powered off in its black box with a QR code for a quick start guide and two decals off to the right. A purple Game Boy-esque Analogue Pocket displayed with its screen on showing the title screen for Pokemon Gold.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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PAX Unplugged was a blast, but @aberloony.bsky.social, @itsembyrrose.bsky.social, and I have get back to the valley - those pumpkins and sunflowers aren’t going to harvest themselves.
Chris, Ab, and Embyr standing against a vibrant multi-panel background as they’re dressed as a farmer with overalls and purple flannel with a green junimo on their left shoulder, Abigail with fishnet leggings, a black belt and blue vest with a purple junimo on their left shoulder, and a farmer with black overalls and a grey shirt with a teal junimo on their left shoulder respectively.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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We’re on the train to PAX!

My little junimo is very excited to meet folks, so be on the lookout for Farmer Chris and our Stardew group to say Hi!
A green junimo from Stardew Valley seated on Chris’s left shoulder with its arms raised excitedly as it rides atop Chris’s purple flannel and overalls on a train.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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We’re on our way.
Screenshot of the lobby area from Phasmophobia with the caption, “Welcome back. We have some jobs for you.”
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I never could have guessed @aberloony.bsky.social would be giving me the best little Gestral ever for my birthday - which they perfectly painted and added its little brush hair. 💖

along with a staunch reminder of my battle with the roaring knight and a perfect plaque for my favorite eeveelution 🖤 ❤️‍🔥
A standing, slightly round figurine of a paint-splotched Gestral from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. A 2D-esque black Roaring Knight with a bold white outline from Deltarune seemingly hovering over a heart-shaped base as its wielding its massive blade in its left hand. A large red Game Boy cartridge with the Pokédex entry for Flareon from Pokemon Red and Blue seated squarely in the center of the cartridge.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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waking up on my 40th birthday today like
Screenshot from Spider-Man 2 showing Peter Parker bending over next to a car in an alley with a pained look on his face. Screenshot from The Dark Knight showing Bane breaking Batman over his knee. Screenshot from Cobra Kai showing Miguel falling down with his back directly toward a stairwell railing. A man is bent way too far back over a broken chair near a tree.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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anyone else hate getting a Deo in Phasmo or
Screenshot from Phasmophobia showing the player’s hand on the right holding up a crucifix over a photoshopped Dio from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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just downloaded this album on the Wii shop
Hozier’s Take Me to Church album cover showing debris inside an old church with a Nintendo Mii having been photoshopped over the background and the title changed to Take Mii to Church.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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my brain as I settle into bed for the last sleep before a week of @aberloony.bsky.social
Europe singer Joey Tempest in a white jacket on a stage holding a microphone as he’s belting out The Final Countdown with the caption, “It’s the final sleep now.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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one sleep until @aberloony.bsky.social
Multiple unhinged and typical Kermit the Frogs photoshopped in a collage over a black background as white text in the center states: Dawn of the Final Kermit - 1 Sleep Remains -
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I did it - I beat Legion Remix.

I put the finite in infinite.
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing Chris's Blood Elf Retribution Paladin standing in a lava and flame-filled cavern beneath the notice that Neltharion's Lair has been cleared as a +50 Mythic dungeon. Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing an action bar with multiple icons and the achievement pop-up above for Putting the Finite in Infinite. Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing the Putting the Finite in Infinite achievement, rewarded for discovering the limitations of infinite power. How did you even manage to do that?
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM