okay that turkey looks dry as fuck but can we please talk about what the fuck is going on with that mac. they forgot to put cheese in the mac n cheese.

brother you gotta get on Minecraft and CRANK that render distance

thank u i am a marketing expert. "endless marketing campaign" is up there with writing a guide for reviewers entirely in character for my Best Idea

'the marketing campaign will continue until morale improves.' GO SEE MORBIUS TODAYYYY

dang theyve been teasing this one for a while

LETS GOOOOO

😌 we are nothing if not predictable, I hope my favorite sub-genre gets some rep, 'proggy deathcore with an alien invasion on the cover' is a staple (for some reason)

notable singles for the band include: 'I Decapitate Drummers' and 'Putting Your Head In A Jar After This, Jim'

writing "I'm just ashes now" in the comment section of the 'spontaneously contest' jira ticket

oh yeah this is that Bluey's Clues guy I've been hearing about from my parent friends 😌

is... is healthy what you're after? I had assumed that after lusting after the skull with a guy inside it that kills people for money, a little homoerotic bullying would be in the 'pros' column

larian letting you save mid-dialogue is an all-time game-saving addition, yes I do think I'll take a peak at the "fuck the mind flayer" option without the consequences, thank you

this movie warped my brain chemistry and is a major reason why I'm Like This

the tall buff Australian demon woman with a giant sword was my "I want her to carry me to safety". logically I understand with branching narratives and animating it that it would balloon the scope like crazy with every romance route. however I want the giant demon woman

honestly a friend said she wasn't going to play it because it's bullshit the only two romance options are straight and I adore the game but she was so correct

no but the good news is you won't want to