One does not ace a cognitive test. One merely doesn't fail it.

If we can make pregnant women watch videos about abortion prior to abortion, why can we not have parents who wish to decline vaccines for their kids watch videos of babies and children struggling with vaccine preventable diseases?

Watching a baby with whooping cough struggle to breathe is torture.

“What’s the deal with turkeys, amirite?

…is this thing on?”

Journalists need to have a few of these comebacks in their back pocket.

Can’t make this stuff up

(…besides the stuff they are literally making up)

This made me dizzy

The only play he desired to see was “A Streetcar Named Desire”

You, Ms Kelly, are reprehensible

He hadn’t heard she was elected

Why does Bobby book it out of the room?

Except he never laughs…

Posting an AI video in which you literally shit on them also not a top-notch strategy

Oh, believe me, Donnie - you were on the ballot

I think he only hasn’t heard of things that reporters ask him about?

My hometown boys. Been a fan of this club since I was six. What a great season (and heartbreaking ending) this was

Been a Jays fan since the beginning - was at the 1993 WS Joe Carter home run game. My dad cultivated two lifelong Jays fans in his daughters, and we were texting each other from 3 different cities last night.

Thanks for acknowledging this great team, Charlotte 🙏