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Basically, I just deleted my old Twitter account and started one here. Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.
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One does not ace a cognitive test. One merely doesn't fail it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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If we can make pregnant women watch videos about abortion prior to abortion, why can we not have parents who wish to decline vaccines for their kids watch videos of babies and children struggling with vaccine preventable diseases?

Watching a baby with whooping cough struggle to breathe is torture.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“What’s the deal with turkeys, amirite?

…is this thing on?”
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Journalists need to have a few of these comebacks in their back pocket.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Can’t make this stuff up

(…besides the stuff they are literally making up)
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This made me dizzy
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The only play he desired to see was “A Streetcar Named Desire”
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You, Ms Kelly, are reprehensible
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
He hadn’t heard she was elected
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Why does Bobby book it out of the room?
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Except he never laughs…
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Posting an AI video in which you literally shit on them also not a top-notch strategy
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh, believe me, Donnie - you were on the ballot
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think he only hasn’t heard of things that reporters ask him about?
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My hometown boys. Been a fan of this club since I was six. What a great season (and heartbreaking ending) this was
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Been a Jays fan since the beginning - was at the 1993 WS Joe Carter home run game. My dad cultivated two lifelong Jays fans in his daughters, and we were texting each other from 3 different cities last night.

Thanks for acknowledging this great team, Charlotte 🙏
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM