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Quantitative Trader::Futures/Options | Films/SciFi | 🍕 | Life - not necessarily in that order. China policy observer. Nerdy but some people say I’m pretty handsome. Ok, no one really said that.

Did I already mention 🍕?
Affirm to offer Buy Now Pay Later on rent payments? This isn’t going to end well. #AFRM #BNPL
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Wow. Japan’s bond yields have entered uncharted territory.
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
It’s finally arrived…
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Former Reagan budget director, David Stockman’s clap back at Bill Ackman re Trump’s credit card cap, is awesome.
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I feel it. Don’t you?
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Seriously, who didn’t see this coming?
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.

Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Stop and THINK…for yourself.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
🍕 Nooooooooooooooooo...
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
And just like that, the US is now a member of OPEC 🛢️
#Venezuela #oil
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
You heard it here first: Apple will be at the forefront of Edge AI technology.
#AAPL
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
An early Happy New Year to everyone! Navigating 2026 will be a challenge I’m excited to take on. Let’s make it a profitable one!
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
2026 prediction #18: Dubai chocolate will go the way of avocado toast
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Simple. Moving. Effective. An instant classic.
#Intermarche #Christmas #animation #ad #storytelling

youtu.be/Na9VmMNJvsA?...
Intermarché - Conte de Noël
YouTube video by Intermarché
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If SpaceX’s valuations hold by the time IPO time hits it will have a market value more than RTX, Boeing, Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics, Northrop Grumman and L3 Harris…COMBINED. Let that sink in. 📈📉
#SpaceX
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s a new week and OpenAI came out with GPT 5.2 - I have not tried it out yet but the new benchmarks look really impressive, slightly surpassing even Gemini 3.0 especially on abstract reasoning.
It’s December. So where are we in the cycle?
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Musk’s plans to place data centers in space is not just brilliant but very doable, and can be scaled almost immediately. No land or earth resources needed, near-no regulatory hurdles, unlimited power through solar and the use of his SpaceX launch vehicles to get the infrastructure up there.
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s December. So where are we in the cycle?
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Call me impressed with Gemini 3.0 so far. And with Nano Banana, it's pretty friggin amazing.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Huge negative gamma exposure levels leading up to Nvidia earnings. Be careful out there, folks.
#NVDA
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I hope @adamkinzinger.substack.com and @lizcheney.bsky.social are sitting back with drink in hand, watching the Republican shitshow going on with a smile on their face.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Trump vs Marjorie Taylor Greene = 🍿
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Everyone talks about the differences between the US and China. We actually have more in common than you think.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM