Alistair Burns 🏴🇺🇦
@gashead.bsky.social
Bristolian, lover of good music, decent nosh, cats and dogs. Often seen on a bicycle. Squash partner of Satoshi Nakamoto.
Watching Sky News and the woman with long COVID appears to have a side effect of upward inflection.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Watching Sky News and the woman with long COVID appears to have a side effect of upward inflection.
I wonder if Trump really thought things through when he corruptly told the Justice Department to investigate specific democrats. Meaning their entries in the Epstein "Files" will not be released this year.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wonder if Trump really thought things through when he corruptly told the Justice Department to investigate specific democrats. Meaning their entries in the Epstein "Files" will not be released this year.
I will have to alert Hertfordshire Children's Services to the Hatfield Asda Parent and Child parking area. I repeatedly see people using this facility with no visible children. I can only assume they transport the children locked in the boot with no seat belts.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I will have to alert Hertfordshire Children's Services to the Hatfield Asda Parent and Child parking area. I repeatedly see people using this facility with no visible children. I can only assume they transport the children locked in the boot with no seat belts.
ICE 0-27 Tartan Army
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
ICE 0-27 Tartan Army
Mother Teresa, King Zog I, Dua Lipa, Norman Wisdom, the baddies from Taken can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating. Your boys took a hell of a beating.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mother Teresa, King Zog I, Dua Lipa, Norman Wisdom, the baddies from Taken can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating. Your boys took a hell of a beating.
Interesting to see Greece have a player called Vagiannidis. Hope he's not a John Terry.
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Interesting to see Greece have a player called Vagiannidis. Hope he's not a John Terry.
Trump friendly BBC programmes just announced :
Line Of DJT
Mastermind (Though Not As Smart As Trump)
Have I Got Fake News For You
Liesnight
Match Of The Day presented by Joey Barton
Cuntrypedofile
Line Of DJT
Mastermind (Though Not As Smart As Trump)
Have I Got Fake News For You
Liesnight
Match Of The Day presented by Joey Barton
Cuntrypedofile
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trump friendly BBC programmes just announced :
Line Of DJT
Mastermind (Though Not As Smart As Trump)
Have I Got Fake News For You
Liesnight
Match Of The Day presented by Joey Barton
Cuntrypedofile
Line Of DJT
Mastermind (Though Not As Smart As Trump)
Have I Got Fake News For You
Liesnight
Match Of The Day presented by Joey Barton
Cuntrypedofile
Reposted by Alistair Burns 🏴🇺🇦
Would anybody be up for an XTC Listening Party here on Bluesky sometime? Just gauging interest for now.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Would anybody be up for an XTC Listening Party here on Bluesky sometime? Just gauging interest for now.
Even after 1,000 games Pep doesn't know the evil of single use plastic bottles.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Even after 1,000 games Pep doesn't know the evil of single use plastic bottles.
The trip back to Guildford will be better now for the Man Utd fans.
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The trip back to Guildford will be better now for the Man Utd fans.
Quite a showing this evening from the inhumane capital punishment and Chinese explosives industry supporters.
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Quite a showing this evening from the inhumane capital punishment and Chinese explosives industry supporters.
Let me guess, Donald Savour Of Albania J Trump?
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC | World Cup 2026 | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC | World Cup 2026 | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC
Fifa unveils a new Peace Prize to be awarded at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington, citing a mission to honor efforts to end conflict
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Let me guess, Donald Savour Of Albania J Trump?
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC | World Cup 2026 | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC | World Cup 2026 | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Looks like a lot of Spurs fans have the Halloween costume of an empty seat.
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Looks like a lot of Spurs fans have the Halloween costume of an empty seat.
Looks like Jimmy Page is not having the best of nights in Netherlands.
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Looks like Jimmy Page is not having the best of nights in Netherlands.
Good to see Arsenal playing Max Dowman as he's on half term.
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Good to see Arsenal playing Max Dowman as he's on half term.
Good to see Andrew Holness in Jamaica's prime minister suspecting climate change and saying they look out for each other to get through these things. There's a president turning his country into a shit hole who can learn from this.
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Good to see Andrew Holness in Jamaica's prime minister suspecting climate change and saying they look out for each other to get through these things. There's a president turning his country into a shit hole who can learn from this.
Eze good Eze good, Ebereche Eze good.
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Eze good Eze good, Ebereche Eze good.
Dear Selwyn Crescent, Hatfield drivers. You are at worst no more than 20 seconds from home. It's not a race. Your fellow residents may have disabilities, children and pets. Slow the fuck down you cunts, your penises will not shrink if you drive at a speed appropriate to a built up residential area.
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Dear Selwyn Crescent, Hatfield drivers. You are at worst no more than 20 seconds from home. It's not a race. Your fellow residents may have disabilities, children and pets. Slow the fuck down you cunts, your penises will not shrink if you drive at a speed appropriate to a built up residential area.
The dark side at Waitrose picking up a few artisan, organic, locally sourced bits for Lord Vader.
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The dark side at Waitrose picking up a few artisan, organic, locally sourced bits for Lord Vader.
Arsene Arteta eh Gabby?!
October 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Arsene Arteta eh Gabby?!
Diego Simeone looking very Sweet Gene Vincent as ever.
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Diego Simeone looking very Sweet Gene Vincent as ever.
The manager who says "good afternoon" at the beginning of the pre-match interview always deserves to win. #spududontlike
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The manager who says "good afternoon" at the beginning of the pre-match interview always deserves to win. #spududontlike