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GaryThoren
@garythoren.bsky.social
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Happily married #Queer Man. #Podcast #ForgottenQueers #GVerse Family #GoldenGirls, #TheNanny & #DS9 are my comfort shows. #Democrat 💙always and forever. #Atheist 🚫No DMs unless I know you. Follow my #podcast #ForgottenQueers
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Good evening Queers & Weirdos! 🏳️‍🌈🤓 Dean and I spent the whole day on a snorkeling excursion — sorry, no pics yet! I promise I’ll post some later. For everyone who celebrates: Happy Thanksgiving! I love you, take your fiber! 💖
A festive graphic featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving 2025" with pumpkins and autumn leaves.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Good morning, Queers & Weirdos! 🌵🏳️‍🌈
This gorgeous 150-year-old cactus is keeping watch right outside the upper deck of Tracie’s house where we’re staying. It’s 71° this morning and absolutely perfect. I love you & take your fiber!
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Drinking my way through Cabo!😂😂
A large margarita glass with a salted rim and a straw, partially filled with a frozen margarita drink.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The picture didn’t post sorry
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Hey Queers & Weirdos! Vacation mode is officially ON. Mango Margarita ✔️ Shrimp & Bacon Pizza ✔️ Marina breeze ✔️ Living my best Cabo life! I love you, take your fiber!
A man in a pink shirt is sitting at a table, holding a drink. The drink is in a large glass with ice, and there is a straw in it. The background shows people dining and a television displaying colorful images.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Hey Queers & Weirdos! We’re at SeaTac waiting to board! Excitement is kicking in as we get closer to CABO! 🌴✈️ Kindle is locked & loaded with Tim Curry’s memoir Vagabond. I love you—take your fiber!
Weather information for SeaTac: 38°F, partly cloudy, high of 46°F, low of 38°F.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Good morning Queers & Weirdos! ✈️🏳️‍🌈 Dean and I are at the airport, buzzing with excitement as we wait for our flight to Seattle… then straight on to sunny CABO! 🌞🌴 I love you, take your fiber!
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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And’s a gay man’s perspective ?
And not enough lube would ever make it worthwhile😂😂
Two men posing for a photo, one wearing a black leather jacket and the other in a brown leather jacket. Another person is in the background making a funny face. Text above the image is a humorous comment about the scene.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Maybe all 3? And a back rub by Pedro Pascal?😂😂😂😂
Text graphic expressing humorous regret about being broke and pondering whether a cookie, book, or pizza would help feel better.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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A vintage portrait of a woman in a yellow dress sitting on a decorative chair, with a humorous quote about thoughts escaping from her mouth displayed above her.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Sometimes you need a truth bomb😂😂 and Sophia always delivers
An elderly woman with curly white hair, wearing glasses and a dark patterned dress, stands in a garden filled with colorful flowers. She holds a small handbag and gestures with her arms. Overlayed text reads: “No matter how bad things get. Remember these sage words: You’re old. You sag. Get over it!”
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I personally consider myself a professional now 😆 😆
Anybody else out there still just an amateur status😂😂😂
A scene from a comedy show featuring two characters talking. One asks if the other is a practicing homosexual, to which the other replies that he doesn't need to practice because he's very good at it.
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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If Captain Kirk knew that’s all it took😂😂
A humorous meme featuring four panels with quotes. The top two panels show a character expressing a desire for revenge and another questioning why. The bottom two panels involve a character in a tuxedo suggesting to eat Snickers bars to avoid becoming angry and end with a character smiling while sipping a drink.
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A humorous image depicting a figure resembling Jesus holding a dinosaur, with text questioning the decision to trade dinosaurs for humans.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Anybody else pictured the church lady from Saturday Night Live?
A decorative cake with pink frosting, featuring the text "I'm doing the Lord's work. (judging)" and small green and pink floral designs.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Yeah ummm really what more needs to be said🤷🏻😉
A cartoon depicting a muscular man tied to a chair with the year "2026" on his chest, while a cartoon rabbit holds a bat and instructs him to repeat, "I will be a good year!"
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This seems to have been true for hundreds if not, thousands of years 😔
A cartoon depicting a woman in a swimsuit being pelted with objects by a crowd, with a caption about her and her boyfriend being caught making out in a church parking lot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I’m here all night do remember there’s a two drink minimum, the chicken Parmesan is wonderful tip your servers😂😂😂😂
A person sitting outdoors wearing sunglasses and a black hoodie, with text about asking a librarian for authors of dinosaur novels.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Good Morning Queers & Weirdos!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤓 It’s a crisp 41° fall morning! This squirrel is prepping for winter while we get ready for sunny 75° Cabo. The #Podcast #ForgottenQueers is on pause till I’m back too much happening right now. I love you, and take your fiber! 🌰🌴
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November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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😂😂😂
A comic depicting a bearded figure questioning a sign that says "YOU ARE HERE," which features a brain illustration, suggesting confusion or humor about the situation.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The image features a colorful background with the text: "When kids learn about left-handed people, they don't all suddenly become left-handed. Learning is not becoming." It also includes a small profile icon in the corner.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Loved when the show came on Banana Splits and Friends!
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Good Morning Queers & Weirdos🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤓! Dean and I escape to Cabo on Monday for 10 days of sun, snacks, and unapologetic relaxation. 😌🌴
Meanwhile, #ForgottenQueers comes out later today!
Love you & take your fiber!!
A scenic pathway lined with trees displaying autumn foliage, illuminated by sunlight, with the text "GOOD MORNING" in the foreground.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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For some reason this didn’t download 😘😘😘
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Good morning, queers and weirdos! Friday is here and so are we ..victorious and caffeinated. ☕️🌈
Go give #ForgottenQueers a listen!
Love you, take your fiber! 💖
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM