Garry Planticus
@garyplant.bsky.social
Regular person doing regular things. Certainly not into cosplaying the characters from The French Connection
It would probably draw a crowd if you executed a giraffe by firing it out of a trebuchet
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It would probably draw a crowd if you executed a giraffe by firing it out of a trebuchet
Hilarious that Robert Picardo absolutely hates Musk’s guts.
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hilarious that Robert Picardo absolutely hates Musk’s guts.
Took me about six years
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Took me about six years
That is a pretty amazing creative model
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
That is a pretty amazing creative model
Looks like your wishes are coming true - congrats!
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Looks like your wishes are coming true - congrats!
Are you able to explain why you have posted the phrase “oceans are now battlefields” every day for three years?
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Are you able to explain why you have posted the phrase “oceans are now battlefields” every day for three years?
He’s the same age as Roger Moore in a view to a kill.
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He’s the same age as Roger Moore in a view to a kill.
I second this - a nice little comedy, excellent performances and a reasonable sub-100min runtime.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I second this - a nice little comedy, excellent performances and a reasonable sub-100min runtime.
Your response to the email makes it seem like you might need an email
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Your response to the email makes it seem like you might need an email
A great cast, and the first film I ever saw David Krumholz in, he’s never let me down in anything since.
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A great cast, and the first film I ever saw David Krumholz in, he’s never let me down in anything since.
You must have done a little fist pump when you wrote that Hatchimals line.
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You must have done a little fist pump when you wrote that Hatchimals line.
Same as me - was it the Flying Burrito Brothers, or the Johnny Cash? Can’t have been the George Gershwin, surely?
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Same as me - was it the Flying Burrito Brothers, or the Johnny Cash? Can’t have been the George Gershwin, surely?
I did a writing course many years ago and the people who were super protective of their ideas always made me laugh. Buddy, I can barely motivate myself to finish writing my own ideas, I sure as hell am not spend weeks/months/years on your idea.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I did a writing course many years ago and the people who were super protective of their ideas always made me laugh. Buddy, I can barely motivate myself to finish writing my own ideas, I sure as hell am not spend weeks/months/years on your idea.
“Jingling key cinema” should become part of the shorthand for film criticism
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Jingling key cinema” should become part of the shorthand for film criticism
I bet Joel Edgerton was so excited about this article until he saw the headline
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I bet Joel Edgerton was so excited about this article until he saw the headline
Well, this is the first I’m hearing of this
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Well, this is the first I’m hearing of this
The clearest possible indication that comedy is subjective. Some real garbage picks in there, but too many to argue about.
Also, a stand up act is not a comedy movie. That’s obvious. Jeez
Also, a stand up act is not a comedy movie. That’s obvious. Jeez
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The clearest possible indication that comedy is subjective. Some real garbage picks in there, but too many to argue about.
Also, a stand up act is not a comedy movie. That’s obvious. Jeez
Also, a stand up act is not a comedy movie. That’s obvious. Jeez
Brisbane has the Go Between bridge, named after rock band The Go Betweens
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Brisbane has the Go Between bridge, named after rock band The Go Betweens
Two of these three are made of wax- I bet you can’t guess which two
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Two of these three are made of wax- I bet you can’t guess which two