Gary J. Chambers
@garyjchambers.bsky.social
I think, and I write things.
Republicans have a remarkable ability to pack an insane amount of stupid into very few, really small words. It makes you wonder who their target audience is.
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Republicans have a remarkable ability to pack an insane amount of stupid into very few, really small words. It makes you wonder who their target audience is.
The usually unflappable legal expert, @lawofruby.bsky.social Lisa Rubin’s very real reaction upon seeing Pam Bondi lose her cool to Rep. Jamie Raskin today in court.
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The usually unflappable legal expert, @lawofruby.bsky.social Lisa Rubin’s very real reaction upon seeing Pam Bondi lose her cool to Rep. Jamie Raskin today in court.
Why isn’t it considered arrogant to thank God or Jesus for your good fortune on a stage in front the millions who also watched fellow Christians be ignored by God get shot dead by other Christians who were working for the government?
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Why isn’t it considered arrogant to thank God or Jesus for your good fortune on a stage in front the millions who also watched fellow Christians be ignored by God get shot dead by other Christians who were working for the government?
Young people impaled by sticks need to be introduced to bawdy comedy. We used to have movies that were fearless to offend as many people as possible so that we all had our miserable colons cleared out every once in a while.
There is an argument for more bouncing boobies and fart jokes on screen.
There is an argument for more bouncing boobies and fart jokes on screen.
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Young people impaled by sticks need to be introduced to bawdy comedy. We used to have movies that were fearless to offend as many people as possible so that we all had our miserable colons cleared out every once in a while.
There is an argument for more bouncing boobies and fart jokes on screen.
There is an argument for more bouncing boobies and fart jokes on screen.
Blue hat.
Red coat.
Same evil.
Red coat.
Same evil.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Blue hat.
Red coat.
Same evil.
Red coat.
Same evil.
The third gunshot wound proved fatal, as it entered the left side of her head near the temple and exited the right side of her head.
January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The third gunshot wound proved fatal, as it entered the left side of her head near the temple and exited the right side of her head.
30% of Americans will forever and always support, “Captain Bonespurs” so don’t waste oxygen on them. Save your breath for the idiots that have come around and shame them into oblivion so they never vote Republican again.
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
30% of Americans will forever and always support, “Captain Bonespurs” so don’t waste oxygen on them. Save your breath for the idiots that have come around and shame them into oblivion so they never vote Republican again.
When the YouTube video you were watching ends, and several minutes later while you’re writing something terribly witty, a notification comes in, and you shit your pants. IT’S A METAPHOR! Probably.
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
When the YouTube video you were watching ends, and several minutes later while you’re writing something terribly witty, a notification comes in, and you shit your pants. IT’S A METAPHOR! Probably.
My words combined with generative AI operating with substantial fidelity illustrating a potential frozen suburban dystopian clash. The citizenry and its militia activated to protect them from harm by their own government’s military and ICE thugs.
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
My words combined with generative AI operating with substantial fidelity illustrating a potential frozen suburban dystopian clash. The citizenry and its militia activated to protect them from harm by their own government’s military and ICE thugs.
Most Americans would rather roll a joint with a Greenlander than violate their sovereignty. I hope they know that.
January 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Most Americans would rather roll a joint with a Greenlander than violate their sovereignty. I hope they know that.
I can’t help but wonder what this era is doing to future suicide statistics. Many are watching with horror the systemic decimation of their democratic republic and don’t want to feel helpless anymore. They want out and can’t see it.
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I can’t help but wonder what this era is doing to future suicide statistics. Many are watching with horror the systemic decimation of their democratic republic and don’t want to feel helpless anymore. They want out and can’t see it.
Dear Journalists! It’s either, “tamp down”, or “temper” a situation. You don’t “tamper” a potential riot. *sob* Eugene knows better!
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Dear Journalists! It’s either, “tamp down”, or “temper” a situation. You don’t “tamper” a potential riot. *sob* Eugene knows better!
“I’ll pray for you.”
“You do not have my consent to invoke my name to your God.”
Prayer and sex both require consent.
“You do not have my consent to invoke my name to your God.”
Prayer and sex both require consent.
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“I’ll pray for you.”
“You do not have my consent to invoke my name to your God.”
Prayer and sex both require consent.
“You do not have my consent to invoke my name to your God.”
Prayer and sex both require consent.
Chronic stupid and bigotry associated with all things religion inhibits the evolution of humanity. The sheer unabashed doubling down of ridiculous belief systems and asinine traditions doesn’t ground anyone; it just anchors people to the bottom of a cesspool of willful ignorance and arrogance.
January 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Chronic stupid and bigotry associated with all things religion inhibits the evolution of humanity. The sheer unabashed doubling down of ridiculous belief systems and asinine traditions doesn’t ground anyone; it just anchors people to the bottom of a cesspool of willful ignorance and arrogance.
He wasn’t firing at the vehicle. The vehicle was simply between her and the gun.
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
He wasn’t firing at the vehicle. The vehicle was simply between her and the gun.
Merry fucking Christmas, morons!
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Merry fucking Christmas, morons!
The nations oral compass.
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The nations oral compass.
We (the civilized) regret to inform you that, “Quiet piggy!” has become a unifying rebuttal to any and all Republicans deigning to open their mouth to defend their idiot President. Thank you, Mr. President! Bok bok!
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We (the civilized) regret to inform you that, “Quiet piggy!” has become a unifying rebuttal to any and all Republicans deigning to open their mouth to defend their idiot President. Thank you, Mr. President! Bok bok!
“Rosie you will never return to this great country.”
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Rosie you will never return to this great country.”
Dear Ali. There is no such thing as “hobbling” together a deal.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dear Ali. There is no such thing as “hobbling” together a deal.
Pulitzer worthy. Doesn’t Trump look like he’s going to slowly stick out his arm and turn his thumb downward? He’s certainly doing that to boats in Venezuela. Murderer.
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pulitzer worthy. Doesn’t Trump look like he’s going to slowly stick out his arm and turn his thumb downward? He’s certainly doing that to boats in Venezuela. Murderer.
All but two are on Medicare. The other two have their Cadillac Congress plan.
Those who capitulated to the Republicans are woefully out of touch with their constituents, and the population writ large who spoke out loudly in record numbers less than a week ago know what our mandate is.
Those who capitulated to the Republicans are woefully out of touch with their constituents, and the population writ large who spoke out loudly in record numbers less than a week ago know what our mandate is.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
All but two are on Medicare. The other two have their Cadillac Congress plan.
Those who capitulated to the Republicans are woefully out of touch with their constituents, and the population writ large who spoke out loudly in record numbers less than a week ago know what our mandate is.
Those who capitulated to the Republicans are woefully out of touch with their constituents, and the population writ large who spoke out loudly in record numbers less than a week ago know what our mandate is.
When they show you who they are; believe them. When they tell you all the great big brilliant wonderful things they’re going to do, they’re full of shit.
They don’t care about you.
They don’t care about you.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When they show you who they are; believe them. When they tell you all the great big brilliant wonderful things they’re going to do, they’re full of shit.
They don’t care about you.
They don’t care about you.