Gary Hawkins
garyhawkins.net
Gary Hawkins
@garyhawkins.net
Mostly memes and shitposting, with maybe the occasional smidge of the cybers.
The UK giving out more independence day parties than any other nation
a man is dancing on a beach next to a boat .
ALT: a man is dancing on a beach next to a boat .
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January 30, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I can only hope that the training boils down to "don't take anything it tells you at face value"

Any training where that isn't the headline, the first, second, third and final chapter is going to cause problems.
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 AM
a close up of a man with a mustache
ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache
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January 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Which Way to the Future by Cressida Cowell, so I can discuss it with my eldest
January 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Couldn't you use AI tools for that?
January 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Only way I've been able to get away from that plague is to have my premium copilot licence revoked.
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Which he will promptly read out loud to the room because he has the situational awareness of a mouldy cabbage.
January 22, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Editors Note: "The sound of children screaming has been removed"
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Now That's What I Call Music 7 was the first cassette I bought for myself 🤦‍♂️
Just looked it up, 1986
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I kinda want to see this play out...
a man with a beard is standing in front of a green background .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a green background .
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January 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Must be descendents of Simo Häyhä.
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Is that because the repercussions of losing your shit in Orlando is somewhere between get shot and get to visit alligator Alcatraz?
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Is there a forum I can visit to get more info on the breach...? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I don't think you could describe this in any way that doesn't also describe ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Did you take a left at the 2012 rapture and end up in purgatory by mistake?
January 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
not enough people are talking about a bunch of americans sneaking into another country without visas or border checks with the sole intent of committing a crime in that other country, but america is the one getting uppity about their borders.
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
while i appreciate your input on the subject i challenge your conclusion. Fairytale of New York is the story of a drunk gambler and drug addicted woman of questionable virtues that ruin each others dreams. How much further could you stray from the moral of christmas?

also his voice is the worst
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I admire but question your faith that the UK will continue to hold any relevance on the world stage.
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM