Gary Scottahorstik
@gary-scottahorstik.bsky.social
Warrior wordsmith - Satirist - Singer/Pianist - Comic - Chef
I'm all things to all people. Basically, one hell of a man and I don't mind telling you. I also appreciate my honesty.
I usually don't respond to DM's unless I know you.
Not a fan of GOP or MAGA
I'm all things to all people. Basically, one hell of a man and I don't mind telling you. I also appreciate my honesty.
I usually don't respond to DM's unless I know you.
Not a fan of GOP or MAGA
I feel more like I do now than when I got here.
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February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I feel more like I do now than when I got here.
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My thanks to all of the women who have followed me and sent me links to their OnlyFans page. Unfortunately for you, I am currently married and unavailable for a relationship.
It may make you feel better to know this though...
I do not, in fact, have a horse dick.
It may make you feel better to know this though...
I do not, in fact, have a horse dick.
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My thanks to all of the women who have followed me and sent me links to their OnlyFans page. Unfortunately for you, I am currently married and unavailable for a relationship.
It may make you feel better to know this though...
I do not, in fact, have a horse dick.
It may make you feel better to know this though...
I do not, in fact, have a horse dick.
Hello, my friends! Today I offer up a poem I wrote describing what Valentine's Day means to me. Funny or not? Leave a comment...
And the title is...
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
by Gary Scottahorstik
And the title is...
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
by Gary Scottahorstik
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Hello, my friends! Today I offer up a poem I wrote describing what Valentine's Day means to me. Funny or not? Leave a comment...
And the title is...
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
by Gary Scottahorstik
And the title is...
I've Got a Big Heart On For You
by Gary Scottahorstik