I hate making sexual innuendos by accident. Every time I do, i’m all like “come on, me!”

that’s just pig-slop. you only like it because you’re the prodigal son who’s wasted his inheritance and do not yet realize that your father will still welcome you home with open arms.

i have like 0 followers here, but please listen to my new song its actually so good i just relistened to it (distorted hypery edm pop)
ffm.to/garvid-onemorenight

Weird my newest video isnt getting shared as much as my other ones, does anyone know why?

I just got beat up by the brass section of the marching band because i interrupted a college divisional title game, i guess if you mess with the bowl and you get the horns

likes being public will NOT stop me from liking all of my posts

Wow I just QUINTUPLED my follower accounts by using this one neat trick: dont have a lot of followers

Follow for more tips on social media management!!!!

Has anyone told COX that the their name sounds like COCKS?

how am i supposed to find my friends on this website T.T

time to recycle all my old tweets, this time to UPROARIOUS laughter