garrison
garrison.corporate.fm
garrison
@garrison.corporate.fm
why oh why do JS template literals not strip indentation?

Is Elixir the only language in the universe that does this correctly? Even Python somehow managed to screw it up
January 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Do any of the 5 followers I've somehow managed to farm in the past day have any tips for writing parsers in Elixir? Esp performance

I've yet to come across any resource on the topic other than reading other people's code
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
atproto will win, I think
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
welcome 2 hell
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM