Garrett
garrettwolthuis.bsky.social
Garrett
@garrettwolthuis.bsky.social
Lapsed photographer, budding sartorialist, and Oxford comma aficionado.

I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle’s extended warranty.
You’ll be fine. You’ve been in Portugal long enough that I think most of the American stink has washed off. Not the NJ though… 🤣🤣
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It doesn’t stop there.
“Hundreds of international students have just received an email telling them their visas have been revoked.

The ‘justification’ is campus activism or social media posts.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/hun...
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/hundreds-of-international-students-are-waking-up-to-an-email-asking-them-to-self-deport-for-campus-activism-or-even-sharing-posts-on-social-media/articleshow/119679695.cms”
March 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Those are some expensive Big Macs!
March 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Thanks. Found it, but there’s no chyron. I’m horrible at recognizing faces so I have no idea who any of these people are. #Oscars
March 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I guess I’m going to start brushing off my high school German then, because I expect will be invaded by Lichtenstein at any moment— a country that hasn’t had a standing army since 1868.
January 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
But is the griddle okay?!? 😳
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is where YOUR MOM hangs out.
January 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM