Garrett Martin
@garrettmartin.bsky.social
Employed. Games editor at A.V. Club. Writes about games, pinball, theme parks, travel, and more. Somewhere near Atlanta.
The best Disney song of all time is the duet Kirk Douglas sings with a seal in 20000 Leagues Under the Sea
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The best Disney song of all time is the duet Kirk Douglas sings with a seal in 20000 Leagues Under the Sea
it stopped staring at me but it’s still screaming. caught mid-yell in this photo.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it stopped staring at me but it’s still screaming. caught mid-yell in this photo.
I went to their weird cafe thing in Vegas and took this photograph
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I went to their weird cafe thing in Vegas and took this photograph
time to try dolly’s shrimp & grits
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
time to try dolly’s shrimp & grits
I like to nurse and break so maybe this is the chair for me
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I like to nurse and break so maybe this is the chair for me
all kinds of status
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
all kinds of status
I stayed at an ice hotel just like the one in Pluribus. I got no sleep. Here are some photos.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I stayed at an ice hotel just like the one in Pluribus. I got no sleep. Here are some photos.
at the old guy show
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
at the old guy show
he’s spent 40 years exclusively playing the biggest pricks on TV
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
he’s spent 40 years exclusively playing the biggest pricks on TV
constant simultaneous eating and shitting 24 hours a day
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
constant simultaneous eating and shitting 24 hours a day
why aren’t the snakes singing backup
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
why aren’t the snakes singing backup
If I could tell the kids who were made fun of for reading Dr. Strange comics in the ‘80s (ie me) that one day they’d be drinking in a bar based on the dude on a cruise ship, I hope they’d say “wait, you’re older than my dad, why do you still care about comic books?”
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If I could tell the kids who were made fun of for reading Dr. Strange comics in the ‘80s (ie me) that one day they’d be drinking in a bar based on the dude on a cruise ship, I hope they’d say “wait, you’re older than my dad, why do you still care about comic books?”
The Dead Man’s Chest at Cask & Cannon on the Disney Destiny.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Dead Man’s Chest at Cask & Cannon on the Disney Destiny.
got a new favorite puppy-stealing bar
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
got a new favorite puppy-stealing bar
the ads for the immersive Vegas show Bob Marley: Hope Road look like they say Bob Hope Marley Road
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the ads for the immersive Vegas show Bob Marley: Hope Road look like they say Bob Hope Marley Road
Friday dinner with the family
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Friday dinner with the family
but I don’t want to taste it
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
but I don’t want to taste it
Netflix Cafe disrespecting I Think You Should Leave like this
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Netflix Cafe disrespecting I Think You Should Leave like this
Vegas gonna Vegas
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Vegas gonna Vegas