Garret Heinrich
@garretheinrich.bsky.social
Just your average every day Ginger.
Was very weird to be scrolling and find the A’s thong on sale…
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Was very weird to be scrolling and find the A’s thong on sale…
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
I have a lot of questions.
Here is one:
Do women pay $20 for a single pair of underwear?
Please leave yours below
What’s a thing you thought for too long as a kid?
Me, until I was 14, I thought this road sign meant “Watch for birds” because in my brain it was a representation of Woodstock from Peanuts wearing a a fedora. And obviously everyone knew the peanuts side characters, side characters like I did.
Me, until I was 14, I thought this road sign meant “Watch for birds” because in my brain it was a representation of Woodstock from Peanuts wearing a a fedora. And obviously everyone knew the peanuts side characters, side characters like I did.
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What’s a thing you thought for too long as a kid?
Me, until I was 14, I thought this road sign meant “Watch for birds” because in my brain it was a representation of Woodstock from Peanuts wearing a a fedora. And obviously everyone knew the peanuts side characters, side characters like I did.
Me, until I was 14, I thought this road sign meant “Watch for birds” because in my brain it was a representation of Woodstock from Peanuts wearing a a fedora. And obviously everyone knew the peanuts side characters, side characters like I did.
Found a box of memorabilia. This Oakland A’s season finale at home 1991. Who is this?
October 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Found a box of memorabilia. This Oakland A’s season finale at home 1991. Who is this?
No way the Fantasy Football League will Change Me! #athletics
August 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No way the Fantasy Football League will Change Me! #athletics
11 years ago today my buddy Roscoe told me of his cousins in California who had this hilarious plan for @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and let me tell you, they executed to perfection.
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
11 years ago today my buddy Roscoe told me of his cousins in California who had this hilarious plan for @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and let me tell you, they executed to perfection.
I did a very small task and then told my wife “I Love You” she’s with the oldest at college drop off and this happened and let me tell you, she’s very excited to get home and I’m just trying to be sweet.
August 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I did a very small task and then told my wife “I Love You” she’s with the oldest at college drop off and this happened and let me tell you, she’s very excited to get home and I’m just trying to be sweet.
Ask and you shall receive.
The delight in the kids faces…#WorthIt
The delight in the kids faces…#WorthIt
August 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ask and you shall receive.
The delight in the kids faces…#WorthIt
The delight in the kids faces…#WorthIt
Wife is out of town so the only way I can motivate to clean the kitchen (my…pal @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social gets it) each day is to overly cook for my kids.
Last night steak quesadillas with brisket queso.
Tonight Juicy Lucy burgers for me and the 15 y/o. Burgers for the rest.
Last night steak quesadillas with brisket queso.
Tonight Juicy Lucy burgers for me and the 15 y/o. Burgers for the rest.
August 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wife is out of town so the only way I can motivate to clean the kitchen (my…pal @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social gets it) each day is to overly cook for my kids.
Last night steak quesadillas with brisket queso.
Tonight Juicy Lucy burgers for me and the 15 y/o. Burgers for the rest.
Last night steak quesadillas with brisket queso.
Tonight Juicy Lucy burgers for me and the 15 y/o. Burgers for the rest.
Happy birthday sir may tonight be a light in a year full of days with huge light.
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Happy birthday sir may tonight be a light in a year full of days with huge light.
Went to the padres game. Avoided the sun entirely. It was delightful. Had to walk in the sun back to my car.
Terrible. Sun make hot.
Terrible. Sun make hot.
July 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Went to the padres game. Avoided the sun entirely. It was delightful. Had to walk in the sun back to my car.
Terrible. Sun make hot.
Terrible. Sun make hot.
July 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hearing the garage door open and knowing you sat and watched baseball instead of cleaning the kitchen while your wife was on a girls night.
July 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hearing the garage door open and knowing you sat and watched baseball instead of cleaning the kitchen while your wife was on a girls night.
The 1920 logo is weird, just ignore the anatomically correct drawing of the elephant that we forgot to put ears on. But agree with my pal @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social 68-70 is lazy followed up by the best logo they ever had. Which is saying something because Elephant on Ball is elite.
July 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The 1920 logo is weird, just ignore the anatomically correct drawing of the elephant that we forgot to put ears on. But agree with my pal @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social 68-70 is lazy followed up by the best logo they ever had. Which is saying something because Elephant on Ball is elite.
Got my month’s supply of Mitch’s, the blackberry goes fast in this house. Special order. Thanks @acruzer.bsky.social for speedy work on this on a work day.
July 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Got my month’s supply of Mitch’s, the blackberry goes fast in this house. Special order. Thanks @acruzer.bsky.social for speedy work on this on a work day.
I was a mere child of 6 in 1989 and stood next to the field hunting autographs and The Cobra walked by and I never thought a man could be so large. We’d watch him and dad would tell me tales of when Parker was young and even more fearsome. Also he once murdered all of Canada with one swing. RIP
June 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I was a mere child of 6 in 1989 and stood next to the field hunting autographs and The Cobra walked by and I never thought a man could be so large. We’d watch him and dad would tell me tales of when Parker was young and even more fearsome. Also he once murdered all of Canada with one swing. RIP
Dad gets it. #athletics
They apparently don’t even talk about this in US History Class. Asked all 5 of my kids about it. We are failing the youth in America.
They apparently don’t even talk about this in US History Class. Asked all 5 of my kids about it. We are failing the youth in America.
June 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Dad gets it. #athletics
They apparently don’t even talk about this in US History Class. Asked all 5 of my kids about it. We are failing the youth in America.
They apparently don’t even talk about this in US History Class. Asked all 5 of my kids about it. We are failing the youth in America.
These are my only 3. I think I have Huston Street and Jermaine Dye died during a move. You can’t have them.
June 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
These are my only 3. I think I have Huston Street and Jermaine Dye died during a move. You can’t have them.
Well say hello to my 9 year old boy just wondering when the next feeding time is by begging and putting out airplane ears
June 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well say hello to my 9 year old boy just wondering when the next feeding time is by begging and putting out airplane ears
Need confirmation from @felina510.bsky.social. Messaging with an Aviators STH and got this back about Denzel being in the pros.
June 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Need confirmation from @felina510.bsky.social. Messaging with an Aviators STH and got this back about Denzel being in the pros.
These 3 seen rarely in this close proximity obviously are all starving just after being fed.
June 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
These 3 seen rarely in this close proximity obviously are all starving just after being fed.
Green sauce for the win. But very few left but enough for me me and the 18 y/o to have lunch tomorrow unless the 15 year olds sneak down at 1am for them.
June 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Green sauce for the win. But very few left but enough for me me and the 18 y/o to have lunch tomorrow unless the 15 year olds sneak down at 1am for them.
Come out for drinks in Houston. It’ll be fun…
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Come out for drinks in Houston. It’ll be fun…
I’m in.
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June 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m in.
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