John Bull
@garius.bsky.social
He/Him. Author. Historian (inc of obscure Military Holy Orders). Strategy streamer. Tech/Transport Strategist. Editor of @lonrec. Orient fan. Business/Writing: [email protected]. Agent: @pastpreservers.bsky.social
Just chillin. Flickin my murder claws in and out in case you were thinkin of stopping the scritches
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Just chillin. Flickin my murder claws in and out in case you were thinkin of stopping the scritches
Well I should hope so.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Well I should hope so.
She has decided this weird white giant box thing in the bathroom is hers now.
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
She has decided this weird white giant box thing in the bathroom is hers now.
UPDATE: The fluffy fort has been recaptured while the garrison were distracted.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
UPDATE: The fluffy fort has been recaptured while the garrison were distracted.
When you beat your brother to the fluffy fort.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When you beat your brother to the fluffy fort.
Haggis inspectors have turned up.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Haggis inspectors have turned up.
Och aye.
All hail the Hamish Macbeth
All hail the Hamish Macbeth
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Och aye.
All hail the Hamish Macbeth
All hail the Hamish Macbeth
He says he is cute and this means he should be given third breakfast. #proofOfCat
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
He says he is cute and this means he should be given third breakfast. #proofOfCat
Napoleon says anyone tempted by Pringles is an idiot. He'll be in his fluffy fort.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Napoleon says anyone tempted by Pringles is an idiot. He'll be in his fluffy fort.
There are few more special moments than a dad showing his boy their first real Xmas tree.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There are few more special moments than a dad showing his boy their first real Xmas tree.
1) Standplaats hasn't hit his monthly fundraising target yet
2) he made and sells this. The t shirt EVERY tech person should own
I think y'all can connect the dots on the rest
2) he made and sells this. The t shirt EVERY tech person should own
I think y'all can connect the dots on the rest
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
1) Standplaats hasn't hit his monthly fundraising target yet
2) he made and sells this. The t shirt EVERY tech person should own
I think y'all can connect the dots on the rest
2) he made and sells this. The t shirt EVERY tech person should own
I think y'all can connect the dots on the rest
Oh no. Please don't hurt it. I'll do whatever you ask. I won't tell the cops. I promise.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Oh no. Please don't hurt it. I'll do whatever you ask. I won't tell the cops. I promise.
Uber tried something equally stupid here in the UK. They claimed they weren't a taxi firm because users ticked a TOS box that agreed they weren't one.
You can imagine how well that went down. Judges don't care how many likes your 'clever' argument got you on Reddit.
You can imagine how well that went down. Judges don't care how many likes your 'clever' argument got you on Reddit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Uber tried something equally stupid here in the UK. They claimed they weren't a taxi firm because users ticked a TOS box that agreed they weren't one.
You can imagine how well that went down. Judges don't care how many likes your 'clever' argument got you on Reddit.
You can imagine how well that went down. Judges don't care how many likes your 'clever' argument got you on Reddit.
Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.
Turns out shit like this is bad for your brand.
The fun bit was the moment someone from their social media team CLEARLY finally managed to get through to someone important enough to get a message to the call centre.
At which point SUDDENLY it was "oops oh yeah sprry let's cancel that for you."
The fun bit was the moment someone from their social media team CLEARLY finally managed to get through to someone important enough to get a message to the call centre.
At which point SUDDENLY it was "oops oh yeah sprry let's cancel that for you."
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Turns out shit like this is bad for your brand.
The fun bit was the moment someone from their social media team CLEARLY finally managed to get through to someone important enough to get a message to the call centre.
At which point SUDDENLY it was "oops oh yeah sprry let's cancel that for you."
The fun bit was the moment someone from their social media team CLEARLY finally managed to get through to someone important enough to get a message to the call centre.
At which point SUDDENLY it was "oops oh yeah sprry let's cancel that for you."
STREAM TIME!
Turns out i need to PLAY my Deathwatch -> Hospitallers Warhammer 40K conversion Kill Team on Saturday. Which means i need to finish painting the squad.
So emergency painting stream! Come watch me paint minis. Badly. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
Turns out i need to PLAY my Deathwatch -> Hospitallers Warhammer 40K conversion Kill Team on Saturday. Which means i need to finish painting the squad.
So emergency painting stream! Come watch me paint minis. Badly. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
STREAM TIME!
Turns out i need to PLAY my Deathwatch -> Hospitallers Warhammer 40K conversion Kill Team on Saturday. Which means i need to finish painting the squad.
So emergency painting stream! Come watch me paint minis. Badly. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
Turns out i need to PLAY my Deathwatch -> Hospitallers Warhammer 40K conversion Kill Team on Saturday. Which means i need to finish painting the squad.
So emergency painting stream! Come watch me paint minis. Badly. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
Should have guessed he'd like Deathwatch
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Should have guessed he'd like Deathwatch
As recommended by both Cecilia and Napoleon.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As recommended by both Cecilia and Napoleon.
STREAM TIME!
Sooo... Turns out there's nothing in the rules to say a woman can't be Shogun.
That's what Lady Taira Sawako says, anyway. The other Daimyo just don't know it yet.
Join me for some dynastic skullduggery in Crusader Kings 3. Things are about to get VERY stabby. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
Sooo... Turns out there's nothing in the rules to say a woman can't be Shogun.
That's what Lady Taira Sawako says, anyway. The other Daimyo just don't know it yet.
Join me for some dynastic skullduggery in Crusader Kings 3. Things are about to get VERY stabby. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
STREAM TIME!
Sooo... Turns out there's nothing in the rules to say a woman can't be Shogun.
That's what Lady Taira Sawako says, anyway. The other Daimyo just don't know it yet.
Join me for some dynastic skullduggery in Crusader Kings 3. Things are about to get VERY stabby. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
Sooo... Turns out there's nothing in the rules to say a woman can't be Shogun.
That's what Lady Taira Sawako says, anyway. The other Daimyo just don't know it yet.
Join me for some dynastic skullduggery in Crusader Kings 3. Things are about to get VERY stabby. twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
He is one with the fluffy donut.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He is one with the fluffy donut.
Just gonna leave this here.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just gonna leave this here.
Tonight's attempt at a chicken pot pie. Not glamorous but tasty enough.
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tonight's attempt at a chicken pot pie. Not glamorous but tasty enough.
