Gareth Hollis - Lincolnshire Singer Songwriter
@gareth-hollis.bsky.social
British soldier, aspiring singer songwriter, bit of an idiot.
Chris Moyles once played one of my songs on Radio X! 😁 🎶
Inappropriate sense of humour, love old cars, not racist/homophobic/transphobic, etc
Chris Moyles once played one of my songs on Radio X! 😁 🎶
Inappropriate sense of humour, love old cars, not racist/homophobic/transphobic, etc
It's fast approaching Halloween...
... so here's some of my Christmas songs 🤣🎅
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzPFYqUMJCMYNNS5YZGdB6L8Z5H6RoMJW](www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...)
Genuinely though, I would be interested to know which is your favourite...
... so here's some of my Christmas songs 🤣🎅
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzPFYqUMJCMYNNS5YZGdB6L8Z5H6RoMJW](www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...)
Genuinely though, I would be interested to know which is your favourite...
Garf's Christmas Songs - Gareth Hollis Playlist - YouTube
Here's a playlist of 5 Christmas songs I released for 2020 plus a 2021 Clubland style remix of all 5 songs. You can find all (except for the remix currently)...
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's fast approaching Halloween...
... so here's some of my Christmas songs 🤣🎅
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzPFYqUMJCMYNNS5YZGdB6L8Z5H6RoMJW](www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...)
Genuinely though, I would be interested to know which is your favourite...
... so here's some of my Christmas songs 🤣🎅
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzPFYqUMJCMYNNS5YZGdB6L8Z5H6RoMJW](www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...)
Genuinely though, I would be interested to know which is your favourite...
With the state of America since January, I am wondering whether British people should start celebrating Independence Day too; at least we can't be held accountable for his actions 🤣
July 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
With the state of America since January, I am wondering whether British people should start celebrating Independence Day too; at least we can't be held accountable for his actions 🤣
Guess who fell asleep on the beach yesterday 🫣
July 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Guess who fell asleep on the beach yesterday 🫣
A photo I just took in Denmark lol
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A photo I just took in Denmark lol
Happy Armyversary to me; 18 years today since I started Basic Training
June 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Happy Armyversary to me; 18 years today since I started Basic Training
Sleepy Sausage
Sorry for the unsolicited dog pics
Sorry for the unsolicited dog pics
June 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sleepy Sausage
Sorry for the unsolicited dog pics
Sorry for the unsolicited dog pics
Well this caught me by surprise; I have just received a notification to say that today is my 22 year anniversary...
... of joining ebay 🤣
Next week will also mark 18 year since I joined the Army. Feeling old...
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
... of joining ebay 🤣
Next week will also mark 18 year since I joined the Army. Feeling old...
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
Happy Anniversary! Epic Wedding Fails Compilation Video
YouTube video by Gareth Hollis
youtu.be
May 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well this caught me by surprise; I have just received a notification to say that today is my 22 year anniversary...
... of joining ebay 🤣
Next week will also mark 18 year since I joined the Army. Feeling old...
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
... of joining ebay 🤣
Next week will also mark 18 year since I joined the Army. Feeling old...
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
Congratulations to Jamie Vardy!
May 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Congratulations to Jamie Vardy!
@actualchrismoyles.bsky.social @pippataylor.bsky.social @domofficial.bsky.social
Maybe having James around could be turned into a positive? 🤣
Maybe having James around could be turned into a positive? 🤣
May 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
@actualchrismoyles.bsky.social @pippataylor.bsky.social @domofficial.bsky.social
Maybe having James around could be turned into a positive? 🤣
Maybe having James around could be turned into a positive? 🤣
It's as if they don't realise that the regular Pride flag represents everyone, including straight people; almost seems like they are trying too hard to show everyone how straight they are
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's as if they don't realise that the regular Pride flag represents everyone, including straight people; almost seems like they are trying too hard to show everyone how straight they are
Did Kenneth ever tell R.E.M what the frequency was?
Asking for a friend...
Asking for a friend...
April 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Did Kenneth ever tell R.E.M what the frequency was?
Asking for a friend...
Asking for a friend...
2 out of 4 isn't bad for a Sunday...
April 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
2 out of 4 isn't bad for a Sunday...
Well, the haters said nobody would ever listen to my music...
..and they were right.
Honestly, great call from the haters
..and they were right.
Honestly, great call from the haters
April 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Well, the haters said nobody would ever listen to my music...
..and they were right.
Honestly, great call from the haters
..and they were right.
Honestly, great call from the haters
If your husband or boyfriend doesn't write a song like this for your anniversary, how much does he REALLY love you??? 😂
Tag anyone who needs to know
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
Tag anyone who needs to know
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
Happy Anniversary! Epic Wedding Fails Compilation Video
YouTube video by Gareth Hollis
youtu.be
April 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If your husband or boyfriend doesn't write a song like this for your anniversary, how much does he REALLY love you??? 😂
Tag anyone who needs to know
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
Tag anyone who needs to know
youtu.be/1Q9P9CQT0TM?...
It's so sad that Easter eggs don't count as one of your five a day
April 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It's so sad that Easter eggs don't count as one of your five a day
New song. Maybe not as good as some of my other songs but probably more popular lol
"If you're stupid and you know it, vote for Trump,
If you're stupid and you know it vote for Trump.
If you're stupid and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're stupid and you know, it vote for Trump"
"If you're stupid and you know it, vote for Trump,
If you're stupid and you know it vote for Trump.
If you're stupid and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're stupid and you know, it vote for Trump"
April 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New song. Maybe not as good as some of my other songs but probably more popular lol
"If you're stupid and you know it, vote for Trump,
If you're stupid and you know it vote for Trump.
If you're stupid and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're stupid and you know, it vote for Trump"
"If you're stupid and you know it, vote for Trump,
If you're stupid and you know it vote for Trump.
If you're stupid and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're stupid and you know, it vote for Trump"
I had a good hair day today and not one person mentioned it; I waited 42 years for this moment! 🤣
April 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I had a good hair day today and not one person mentioned it; I waited 42 years for this moment! 🤣
@tobytarrant.bsky.social, is this true?
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@tobytarrant.bsky.social, is this true?
Some people say A Muppets Christmas Carol is their favourite version of that story. I say it's the only version. Not sure why I am posting this in April 😂
two muppets are sitting on a balcony and one of them says nothing just thought i 'd mention it
ALT: two muppets are sitting on a balcony and one of them says nothing just thought i 'd mention it
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Some people say A Muppets Christmas Carol is their favourite version of that story. I say it's the only version. Not sure why I am posting this in April 😂
March 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM