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Deyanna
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Botanical Illustration | Gardening | Nature | Science | Spooky Stuff | Happily Married w/ 2 Kids
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The nonsensical nature of perfume commercials is something that drives my 11 yo kid up the wall. Every time he’s like “What even was that?!? How is Spider-Man at a sweaty dance party going to sell perfume?”
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My kid’s school is not ready. The sidewalks are not ready for walkers and the streets around it are not ready for buses/cars. 🤷‍♀️
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“Extremely lite snack time”
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Those are the same picture.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
👎🏻
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hell yeah! Easiest question on my ballot. ✅
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Truth be told, I needed a few reminders before I finally went and re-upped my bog residency. So thanks!
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have a not-well-thought-out tit tat that I sometimes consider getting covered when I’m at the pool… zero references to any hate groups tho.
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Holy fucking jump scare
October 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tbf, this is also a side effect of raw-dogging life.
October 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
No need for apologies! Just jealous of your sweet score!
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hi! I would like Spirals in Time and What a Plant Knows. (Wish I’d been faster than @figmentpudding.com tho!)
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM