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gardengremlin.bsky.social
@gardengremlin.bsky.social
Just a little Gremlin, working in my garden. Definitely not eating anything after midnight or jumping into the water. Nope. Not me.
Make your own lunch-which would imply that you shouldn’t be eating anyone’s child.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m thinking -not QUITE the day she deserves, but close. I don’t think Australia would take hrt.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ah. Yes. Of course.


<scooting sideways away from you while smiling and nodding>
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Reposted
I never in my life imagined a bigger collection of the dumbest f'cks intentionally put together as an Administration.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I bet he asked her friend for some tongue.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
And remember to plant endangered species on top of them so they cannot be removed.
For legal purposes, this is a joke.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No.
Just…no.
Please, Queen-not happening.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thank you. I needed to find humored in this chaos.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I would love it if one of those -local hardware store-exisisted where I live
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m going to agree with you there.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The average person needs to start understanding the difference between a Dom/Sub narrative and a bully-abuser/victim situation. This doesn’t sound right for the Dom/Sub with the ‘my love’ BS. I’m only guessing (correct if wrong), but I’d think that a Dom would’ve said an appropriately mean word, no?
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Well.
I’m sick now.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
…”the voices in my pants.”

November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I do not understand. I mean, sure, hate on Cruz, but is there a reason for him eating a son?
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Make sure you’ve confirmed it’s ICE, and give the date, time, and location.
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A A Ron.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
‘One of’.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM