I got a prop that says the first sack and this man explodes into dust and coupons for Nine Mile

It’s so rare to feel that at a job! I’m proud of you for sticking with it 😊

Ah I see you have the latest model

One time I accidentally put my work address instead of my home address, I cancelled the order within like 20 seconds and before I could reorder they CHARGED me a cancellation fee. I had to put a dispute in with my bank! Extreme bullshit!!

Just sent you the ig ad for it!

Yeah I’m trying not to be hype but this shit is so crazy that I know it’s either going to be an absolute toxic waste disaster or the Greatest Film of Our Generation

FarmRPG got me for like a solid three weeks, I felt like I was hypnotized lol

Opening a bookstore/cafe/bakery in their hometown and marrying their old high school sweetheart who’s a firefighter/fisherman/bed and breakfast owner

Every time I get told I’m intimidating I’m just like “who? me?? My Marmaduke-ass self???”

Last night I was looking at jobs back in Orlando, in case you were wondering exactly how bad things are

“You know how that one guy got cast as Pippin and even though there are others that sing better, this guy is a Senior and also last year he got a Superior at the State Thespian Competition for being Danny in Grease”