Terra Augustus Utopia
@garbados.myatproto.social
Ancient, evil, hot. Friendly neighborhood shoggoth.
My people grant names based on where we are sent, so here I am upon Earth, the Magnificent Paradise.
she / her
My people grant names based on where we are sent, so here I am upon Earth, the Magnificent Paradise.
she / her
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stay evil besties <3
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
stay evil besties <3
at an open mic recently, a poet remarked about being on their hundredth lifetime. it was an offhand superlative, suggesting only that they’ve been bashing their head against something for a while. i was very tempted to congratulate them as if they had celebrated a birthday.
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 AM
at an open mic recently, a poet remarked about being on their hundredth lifetime. it was an offhand superlative, suggesting only that they’ve been bashing their head against something for a while. i was very tempted to congratulate them as if they had celebrated a birthday.
i genuinely don’t understand “i miss the old order” like, all i hear is a lack of empathy. i’m sure glad the boot wasn’t on my particular neck at this particular period of this particular lifetime. solipsistic hogwash
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
i genuinely don’t understand “i miss the old order” like, all i hear is a lack of empathy. i’m sure glad the boot wasn’t on my particular neck at this particular period of this particular lifetime. solipsistic hogwash
there are days where i can spell bourgeoisie on the first try and there are days where burgeroopsie
February 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
there are days where i can spell bourgeoisie on the first try and there are days where burgeroopsie
i could never cut it in politics because despite all possible media training it would take one stubbed toe for me to say "death to america the great satan"
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
i could never cut it in politics because despite all possible media training it would take one stubbed toe for me to say "death to america the great satan"
[taking the speech writer aside]
be clear in your message. be specific with the meaning of your imagery. sloppy doesn't cut it in the big leagues. are you saying it would be cool if actual delta force ops were doing ice shit instead of ice
be clear in your message. be specific with the meaning of your imagery. sloppy doesn't cut it in the big leagues. are you saying it would be cool if actual delta force ops were doing ice shit instead of ice
SEN. OSSOFF: “.. why are roving gangs of masked men — who look like they couldn’t pass the Army physical exam — dressed up like pretend Delta Force operators, on our streets, demanding papers, dragging people from their cars, and shooting people to death?”
@acyn.bsky.social
@acyn.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[taking the speech writer aside]
be clear in your message. be specific with the meaning of your imagery. sloppy doesn't cut it in the big leagues. are you saying it would be cool if actual delta force ops were doing ice shit instead of ice
be clear in your message. be specific with the meaning of your imagery. sloppy doesn't cut it in the big leagues. are you saying it would be cool if actual delta force ops were doing ice shit instead of ice
i took myself to the movies to see marty supreme and was like:
what the fuck. i hate this guy. i hate america. i hate that america mass-produces this guy.
what the fuck. i hate this guy. i hate america. i hate that america mass-produces this guy.
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i took myself to the movies to see marty supreme and was like:
what the fuck. i hate this guy. i hate america. i hate that america mass-produces this guy.
what the fuck. i hate this guy. i hate america. i hate that america mass-produces this guy.
> landlords say they won't survive
haha Good
haha Good
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 PM
> landlords say they won't survive
haha Good
haha Good
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
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Accountability
What is a lost art ?
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Accountability
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRANS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRANS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS
feeling is returning to my forehead and it feels a w f u l 😩😩😩 glad it’s returning tho
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
feeling is returning to my forehead and it feels a w f u l 😩😩😩 glad it’s returning tho
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
i cast pearls to swine and the swine goes “thanks baby it looks great on me” and i say “anything for you mrs piggy”
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
i cast pearls to swine and the swine goes “thanks baby it looks great on me” and i say “anything for you mrs piggy”
cute and casual. definitely not an eldritch projection
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
cute and casual. definitely not an eldritch projection
i wrote a poem about growing up on 4chan, with my last usage being about 2009 (age 21) and while i read it at an open mic over the weekend where it was well-received, i still hesitate to share it because uh
the first place i ever read a deconstruction of social gender was a "are futa gay" thread
the first place i ever read a deconstruction of social gender was a "are futa gay" thread
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
i wrote a poem about growing up on 4chan, with my last usage being about 2009 (age 21) and while i read it at an open mic over the weekend where it was well-received, i still hesitate to share it because uh
the first place i ever read a deconstruction of social gender was a "are futa gay" thread
the first place i ever read a deconstruction of social gender was a "are futa gay" thread
# to have a private faith
i don't pray where you can hear.
the heavens that i hold dear
are nameless and flawed and unclear.
my pantheon does not welcome you here.
to our mysteries, dare not draw near.
the unknown hungers for would-be seers;
trespass claws out eyes more than tears.
i don't pray where you can hear.
the heavens that i hold dear
are nameless and flawed and unclear.
my pantheon does not welcome you here.
to our mysteries, dare not draw near.
the unknown hungers for would-be seers;
trespass claws out eyes more than tears.
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
# to have a private faith
i don't pray where you can hear.
the heavens that i hold dear
are nameless and flawed and unclear.
my pantheon does not welcome you here.
to our mysteries, dare not draw near.
the unknown hungers for would-be seers;
trespass claws out eyes more than tears.
i don't pray where you can hear.
the heavens that i hold dear
are nameless and flawed and unclear.
my pantheon does not welcome you here.
to our mysteries, dare not draw near.
the unknown hungers for would-be seers;
trespass claws out eyes more than tears.
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"I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept." - Angela Davis
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept." - Angela Davis
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witch magic is getting scammed except you walk away with more money than you had. sometimes the fish gets away with the worm, losers
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
witch magic is getting scammed except you walk away with more money than you had. sometimes the fish gets away with the worm, losers
“government issued girlfriends” has me thinking about writing a story of reeducation camps that detoxify masculinity in order to produce suitable public boyfriends. i have read too much bell hooks, it would be horrible
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
“government issued girlfriends” has me thinking about writing a story of reeducation camps that detoxify masculinity in order to produce suitable public boyfriends. i have read too much bell hooks, it would be horrible
my pronouns are indecipherable / ineffable / inescapable
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
my pronouns are indecipherable / ineffable / inescapable
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
