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Aw sonofabitch that's why we need an edit button, "doodle" has no place in there, it was supposed to be "diddle"s all around
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Aw sonofabitch that's why we need an edit button, "doodle" has no place in there, it was supposed to be "diddle"s all around
The way I always heard it from my grandma was
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with his stockings on
One shoe off and one shoe on
Doodle Doodle dumpling, my son John
Not a 1:1 situation, what with the shoes being involved and whatnot, but not too far off
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with his stockings on
One shoe off and one shoe on
Doodle Doodle dumpling, my son John
Not a 1:1 situation, what with the shoes being involved and whatnot, but not too far off
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The way I always heard it from my grandma was
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with his stockings on
One shoe off and one shoe on
Doodle Doodle dumpling, my son John
Not a 1:1 situation, what with the shoes being involved and whatnot, but not too far off
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with his stockings on
One shoe off and one shoe on
Doodle Doodle dumpling, my son John
Not a 1:1 situation, what with the shoes being involved and whatnot, but not too far off
Is the child familiar with (and perhaps inspired by) Diddle Diddle Dumpling My Son John nursery rhyme?
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Is the child familiar with (and perhaps inspired by) Diddle Diddle Dumpling My Son John nursery rhyme?
Watching 1 slopestyle run every four years: cool they keep pushing it forward, that looks cool
Watching >1 slopestyle run: this is kinda silly and boring
Watching >1 slopestyle run: this is kinda silly and boring
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Watching 1 slopestyle run every four years: cool they keep pushing it forward, that looks cool
Watching >1 slopestyle run: this is kinda silly and boring
Watching >1 slopestyle run: this is kinda silly and boring
I have long maintained that the two greatest innovations of my lifetime are the mini shopping cart and the urinal in the side of the port-a-potty.
We have all used them dozens if not hundreds of times, and even if you don't use the port a potty urinal you benefit from others using it.
We have all used them dozens if not hundreds of times, and even if you don't use the port a potty urinal you benefit from others using it.
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I have long maintained that the two greatest innovations of my lifetime are the mini shopping cart and the urinal in the side of the port-a-potty.
We have all used them dozens if not hundreds of times, and even if you don't use the port a potty urinal you benefit from others using it.
We have all used them dozens if not hundreds of times, and even if you don't use the port a potty urinal you benefit from others using it.
I don't browse Tumblr much, but those late Millennial / elder Gen Z folks have some pretty wild erotic ideas...
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I don't browse Tumblr much, but those late Millennial / elder Gen Z folks have some pretty wild erotic ideas...
It's not super blatant: in the second movie in the scene where Dean Martin and Ethel Merman are racing the Master Blaster you can see Dupree, Bob, Ted, and Alice in the background. Then in the next scene with Spencer Tracy vs Immortan Joe you can see Dupree and Carol throwing a stick for Marley.
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
It's not super blatant: in the second movie in the scene where Dean Martin and Ethel Merman are racing the Master Blaster you can see Dupree, Bob, Ted, and Alice in the background. Then in the next scene with Spencer Tracy vs Immortan Joe you can see Dupree and Carol throwing a stick for Marley.
Little known fun fact:
All of those movies take place in the same universe as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: The Road Warrior, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Fury Road.
All of those movies take place in the same universe as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: The Road Warrior, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Fury Road.
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Little known fun fact:
All of those movies take place in the same universe as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: The Road Warrior, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Fury Road.
All of those movies take place in the same universe as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: The Road Warrior, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Fury Road.
So you have at least 41 jerseys locked and loaded for the season, and sometimes you call an audible based on goings-on during the game? Or was this made on the fly?
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
So you have at least 41 jerseys locked and loaded for the season, and sometimes you call an audible based on goings-on during the game? Or was this made on the fly?
I got music from Saharan Cellphones at Mississippi Records years ago and it was my introduction to amazing desert shredders. I've picked up a few other Sahel Sounds releases since, and thanks to you alerting me to their Bandcamp Friday deal I'll be giving them more money today!
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I got music from Saharan Cellphones at Mississippi Records years ago and it was my introduction to amazing desert shredders. I've picked up a few other Sahel Sounds releases since, and thanks to you alerting me to their Bandcamp Friday deal I'll be giving them more money today!
Violent Femmes - Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah (The Jetsons)
YouTube video by Fuzzy Legends Archives
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I hate when movie version of kid stuff changes their essence. Why are the Smurfs in New York instead of Smurf Village? Why is He-Man in LA instead of Eternia?! Stop sending my beloved childhood characters to American cities!
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I hate when movie version of kid stuff changes their essence. Why are the Smurfs in New York instead of Smurf Village? Why is He-Man in LA instead of Eternia?! Stop sending my beloved childhood characters to American cities!
Hopefully the Christmas Adventurers Club gives him a pristine corner office with great insulation and a custom hvac system
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Hopefully the Christmas Adventurers Club gives him a pristine corner office with great insulation and a custom hvac system
Once of the most amazing things about the updated libraries is that the restroom automatic sinks actually work.
You don't have to wave your hands around like a wizard and hope you get lucky enough for a brief tepid drip, you just put your hand there and get water. Otherwise unheard-of phenomenon.
You don't have to wave your hands around like a wizard and hope you get lucky enough for a brief tepid drip, you just put your hand there and get water. Otherwise unheard-of phenomenon.
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Once of the most amazing things about the updated libraries is that the restroom automatic sinks actually work.
You don't have to wave your hands around like a wizard and hope you get lucky enough for a brief tepid drip, you just put your hand there and get water. Otherwise unheard-of phenomenon.
You don't have to wave your hands around like a wizard and hope you get lucky enough for a brief tepid drip, you just put your hand there and get water. Otherwise unheard-of phenomenon.
I got into Phish in 1994, and as a 12 year old in Wyoming I had very few real people to share the experience with. But i had the Internet, so I had Benjy's Digest, rmp, House of ZZYZX, .net, etc. Being able to read your stuff still 30+ years later is incredible to me.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I got into Phish in 1994, and as a 12 year old in Wyoming I had very few real people to share the experience with. But i had the Internet, so I had Benjy's Digest, rmp, House of ZZYZX, .net, etc. Being able to read your stuff still 30+ years later is incredible to me.
He's a lil rocker at hear tho. His favorite song to sing on his kiddo karaoke machine is BBFCFM. And the first time I ever saw him embarrassed was me singing along with the Fishman but of Sleeping Monkey.
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
He's a lil rocker at hear tho. His favorite song to sing on his kiddo karaoke machine is BBFCFM. And the first time I ever saw him embarrassed was me singing along with the Fishman but of Sleeping Monkey.
I have the Cactus bobblehead too! It was the first Phish thing my 4.5-year-old was ever interested in. 1 year after that and now he listens intently to NICU to yell when Mike whispers Cactusss.
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I have the Cactus bobblehead too! It was the first Phish thing my 4.5-year-old was ever interested in. 1 year after that and now he listens intently to NICU to yell when Mike whispers Cactusss.
I took two hits of Mad Hatter blotter for the midnight premier of The Phantom Menace. I peaked around when they were in the submarine thing headed to meet Boss Nass. I was blown away by the schedule effects but even the acid didn't save my opinion of the plot.
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I took two hits of Mad Hatter blotter for the midnight premier of The Phantom Menace. I peaked around when they were in the submarine thing headed to meet Boss Nass. I was blown away by the schedule effects but even the acid didn't save my opinion of the plot.
It's hard to write about foof preparation
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's hard to write about foof preparation
Avalanche beacons?
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Avalanche beacons?
I had not thought about Savath & Savalas (a Prefuse 73 side project) for years.
But this radio glitch was so nice it had me listening to The Rolls & Waves EP, and loving it. (But I honestly might like the radio glitch more).
youtu.be/mt7qWf52tIQ?...
But this radio glitch was so nice it had me listening to The Rolls & Waves EP, and loving it. (But I honestly might like the radio glitch more).
youtu.be/mt7qWf52tIQ?...
Savath & Savalas - The Rolls & Waves EP [2002]
YouTube video by glitch_in_the_matrix
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I had not thought about Savath & Savalas (a Prefuse 73 side project) for years.
But this radio glitch was so nice it had me listening to The Rolls & Waves EP, and loving it. (But I honestly might like the radio glitch more).
youtu.be/mt7qWf52tIQ?...
But this radio glitch was so nice it had me listening to The Rolls & Waves EP, and loving it. (But I honestly might like the radio glitch more).
youtu.be/mt7qWf52tIQ?...
I'm seeing a Mr Skin and Mike Zeroh crossover event in the making.
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm seeing a Mr Skin and Mike Zeroh crossover event in the making.