Charismatic Cult Leader of Ganske Kult
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Charismatic cult leader looking for followers. The wombat, esteemed talisman of Ganske Kult, dumps squares.
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Daily Cult Fact: It's been announced that Gilette's Occam's Razor will be released to a test market in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Daily Cult Fact: It's been announced that Gilette's Occam's Razor will be released to a test market in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
Daily Cult Fact: If you do the Time Warp again, make sure you factor in Leap Year.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you do the Time Warp again, make sure you factor in Leap Year.
Monthly Cult Opinion: Who wore it better — Megan Thee Stallion at the Met Gala 2025 or the Yeti Crab circa 2015?
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Monthly Cult Opinion: Who wore it better — Megan Thee Stallion at the Met Gala 2025 or the Yeti Crab circa 2015?
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Daily Cult Fact: A pretty cool cult meets the criteria for member naturalization in Singapore.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Daily Cult Fact: A pretty cool cult meets the criteria for member naturalization in Singapore.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
Daily Cult Fact: If you want something funny to happen on the way to the forum, bring XIX (XCV/C) denarii for the all new Tersorium Emporium— you'll be saying 'wow' every time!
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you want something funny to happen on the way to the forum, bring XIX (XCV/C) denarii for the all new Tersorium Emporium— you'll be saying 'wow' every time!
Daily Cult Fact: If you want to be a lampshade, wait until you're middle-aged and your skin has 800+ chances.
October 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you want to be a lampshade, wait until you're middle-aged and your skin has 800+ chances.
Daily Cult Fact: Only wear faux fur to Mel's Hole or you may be in the weeds with vet bills.
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Only wear faux fur to Mel's Hole or you may be in the weeds with vet bills.
Daily Cult Fact: When sitting under a white stork in Türkieye, consider unfreezing that lottery ticket you bought last July.
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Daily Cult Fact: When sitting under a white stork in Türkieye, consider unfreezing that lottery ticket you bought last July.
Daily Cult Fact: The litmus for a good prophet is a zeal for 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again'.
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Daily Cult Fact: The litmus for a good prophet is a zeal for 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again'.
Daily Cult Fact: If you missed National Pancake Day this year, you can always jet up to Eagle River, Wisconsin and see what's on their griddle.
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you missed National Pancake Day this year, you can always jet up to Eagle River, Wisconsin and see what's on their griddle.
Daily Cult Fact: If you've forgotten your riding crop and tight trousers, you can always quote Byron and punch walls.
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you've forgotten your riding crop and tight trousers, you can always quote Byron and punch walls.
Daily Cult Fact: Hot Topic's new line of Valens boots are appropriate attire for a day at the museum.
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Hot Topic's new line of Valens boots are appropriate attire for a day at the museum.
Daily Cult Fact: Goop has a nice birdie visor for all you Vrilerinnen out and about.
October 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Goop has a nice birdie visor for all you Vrilerinnen out and about.
Daily Cult Fact: Even Rasputin couldn’t talk his way past the Beard Tax.
October 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Even Rasputin couldn’t talk his way past the Beard Tax.
Daily Cult Fact: It's a good idea to wear galoshes when visiting the Meux brewery.
October 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Daily Cult Fact: It's a good idea to wear galoshes when visiting the Meux brewery.
Daily Cult Fact: If your boiler isn't working properly, someone may have damaged it with an exploding rat carcass.
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If your boiler isn't working properly, someone may have damaged it with an exploding rat carcass.
Daily Cult Fact: A good daytime date is a picnic by the Tiber wearing papal robes.
September 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Daily Cult Fact: A good daytime date is a picnic by the Tiber wearing papal robes.
Daily Cult Fact: If you store milk in a spent fuel pool, you'll have a pretty nice latte.
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you store milk in a spent fuel pool, you'll have a pretty nice latte.
Daily Cult Fact: On October 4, 1957 Sputnik 1 made sure everyone was able to watch the first episode of Leave It To Beaver.
September 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Daily Cult Fact: On October 4, 1957 Sputnik 1 made sure everyone was able to watch the first episode of Leave It To Beaver.
Daily Cult Fact: You're less likely to encounter an intruder in whichever room you've established a mourning hair wall.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Daily Cult Fact: You're less likely to encounter an intruder in whichever room you've established a mourning hair wall.
Daily Cult Fact, a haiku:
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Daily Cult Fact, a haiku:
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
Daily Cult Fact: 'To be or not to be' is not a damn question.
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Daily Cult Fact: 'To be or not to be' is not a damn question.
Daily Cult Fact: Pumpkin bloomers accessorize nicely with Death in the Afternoon.
September 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Daily Cult Fact: Pumpkin bloomers accessorize nicely with Death in the Afternoon.
Daily Cult Fact: If you're being held back from being who you want to be and doing what you want to do, ask yourself if you're in the path of a haboob.
September 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you're being held back from being who you want to be and doing what you want to do, ask yourself if you're in the path of a haboob.