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You're either for all people, or you aren't. Just another NYC Liberal Jew.
“She can do it, but only if Usha steps aside” 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Grimace is canonically a giant taste bud. The man is ALL TONGUE
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oops spoilers! I guess 🤣
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They just lowered it from 30 a few years back so maybe!
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Speed limit in Manhattan is 25 tho. Except in “slow zones” near high pedestrian traffic
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I love the 2nd twilight zone series episode where an alien race says we have 48 hours to fix our “small talent for war” & when the earth pulls together a peace treaty, the aliens are mad bc they meant we were shitty at war & useless so they were gonna destroy us en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Small...
A Small Talent for War - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What a fool believes
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hear me out. The pineapple ones are DELICIOUS
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A lot of hwhite men are saying it! 🙄

Lol, GO JASMINE!
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Not against a primary, but Dan Goldman is GOOD actually.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Once again, fools will learn the hard way. 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Just bought some of your cool stickers!!! ⭐️
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So, are Israeli Jews, like his wife, not allowed to live in Tel Aviv either?
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The Cleveland Institute of Art MUST BE STOPPED
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So sad they will never know that ✨ FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC ✨
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Marjorie is outcast and suddenly we get a break in this case?
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a lot of papers .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a lot of papers .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The last one... is whoops
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Thank you, Rabbi!
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
also re: "THE CHOSEN" thing. Jews weren't "chosen" bc of superiority, we were chosen to do a job. 613 commandments, instead of just 10, and a covenant to share the laws of God with the world, and help build a better one. We got chosen for EXTRA HOMEWORK not more pie.
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I think we should desegregate neighborhoods in NYC, and then ensure that every school in NYC is equivalent in quality. Why should kids have to commute an hour+ to a "good" school? Make every school in every neighborhood good, and make every neighborhood diverse and affordable.
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yes, to be sure, but she is an extremely "unlikeable" character. Like I'm not rooting for her. Rhea should win the Emmy for this.
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM