𝕶𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖗 ✟ 𝔐𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔦 ♚
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❝𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡.❞
☞ 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 (𝚃𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚑 & 𝙳𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚢, 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊)
☞ 𝙱𝚜𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚡𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎
❝𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡.❞
☞ 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 (𝚃𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚑 & 𝙳𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚢, 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊)
☞ 𝙱𝚜𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚡𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎
Pinned
𝐍𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐜 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐳𝐨, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞
One haircut turned me from looking like a depressed emo teenager to looking like I serve in the military… are we serious gng.
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February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
One haircut turned me from looking like a depressed emo teenager to looking like I serve in the military… are we serious gng.
Get me tf outta here bro I’m scared
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Get me tf outta here bro I’m scared
The abused hamster
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The abused hamster
Why am I in so many people's skircles?? Especially this close? Bro I'm js a random dude why do y'all interact with me
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February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Why am I in so many people's skircles?? Especially this close? Bro I'm js a random dude why do y'all interact with me
I need to see women kissing grrrr
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I need to see women kissing grrrr
„It’s never lupus“ and then it’s NPSLE 🥀 kms gng I can’t look at lupus anymore without immediately thinking about House I need to be normal, it’s just NPSLE chill out brain
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February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
„It’s never lupus“ and then it’s NPSLE 🥀 kms gng I can’t look at lupus anymore without immediately thinking about House I need to be normal, it’s just NPSLE chill out brain
Watch me get addicted to painkillers atp. Idgaf anymore.
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Watch me get addicted to painkillers atp. Idgaf anymore.
I am in pain. Fuck.
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I am in pain. Fuck.
Bro I am such a simp for her it’s not even funny
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February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Bro I am such a simp for her it’s not even funny
Just had the most horrible acid reflux, now my mouth tastes like vomit. Great.
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Just had the most horrible acid reflux, now my mouth tastes like vomit. Great.
I should be writing my clinic internship application, yes. I am bedrotting and watching House MD instead, also yes. A man has priorities.
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I should be writing my clinic internship application, yes. I am bedrotting and watching House MD instead, also yes. A man has priorities.
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That's life, babey!
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
That's life, babey!
Helping my sister with math bro I resorted to just eating the paper in the end
February 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Helping my sister with math bro I resorted to just eating the paper in the end
Fuck- I think I accidentally overdosed on my meds
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Fuck- I think I accidentally overdosed on my meds
…completely unrelated, but, do y’all also ever js goon so hard that your legs (or generally your body) start cramping n shit??… No??? Js me??
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
…completely unrelated, but, do y’all also ever js goon so hard that your legs (or generally your body) start cramping n shit??… No??? Js me??
Im not romantically interested in any of them anymore obvy, but I always think about this when I see relationship drama online. Is it really mandatory to talk shit about them and hate their guts just because you two didnt really work out?? (It's different when it was an abusive relationship ofc)
Thought abt it for a while now, and I think- at least from my side, I don’t really hate any of my exes. Well, I have negative memories on one, but only really because her later boyfriend decided to harass me way after we two broke up. But besides that, they all are and were chill, kind people.
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Im not romantically interested in any of them anymore obvy, but I always think about this when I see relationship drama online. Is it really mandatory to talk shit about them and hate their guts just because you two didnt really work out?? (It's different when it was an abusive relationship ofc)
Thought abt it for a while now, and I think- at least from my side, I don’t really hate any of my exes. Well, I have negative memories on one, but only really because her later boyfriend decided to harass me way after we two broke up. But besides that, they all are and were chill, kind people.
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Thought abt it for a while now, and I think- at least from my side, I don’t really hate any of my exes. Well, I have negative memories on one, but only really because her later boyfriend decided to harass me way after we two broke up. But besides that, they all are and were chill, kind people.
ALWAYS drink and drive.
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
ALWAYS drink and drive.
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also who the FUCK normalized talking like a victorian writer.
can we please normalize talking like a boomer bro Haha LOL! 😂
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
also who the FUCK normalized talking like a victorian writer.
Im genuinely retarded wtf
Somehow managed to get a coathanger around my neck
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Im genuinely retarded wtf
Somehow managed to get a coathanger around my neck
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Somehow managed to get a coathanger around my neck
A glimpse into my twisted mind (I’m mentally ill)
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
A glimpse into my twisted mind (I’m mentally ill)
Oh how I love this.
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Oh how I love this.
