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+ they’re figures. Now Bernard?

Bernard looks absolutely stunning in the moment with his glistening skin & wet luscious hair, versus Fylk who looks like a washed up cotton ball with giant eyes sticking out.

“How’s it feel dude! Awesome, yeah? Even the soap here smells really good-“

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December 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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It was the closest the two could ever get to enjoying the rain without all the downsides, all the illness & cold it has to offer.

But not now.

Now was a time without worries or stress, the constant struggle to survive. The time to just sit beside Bernard while they let the water run down +
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
+ pointing towards the faucet he was so eager on examining for some reason . . .

Then again Fylk couldn’t get his eyes off of that luscious hair hanging behind his head so, what’re you gonna do?

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December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
+ then it won’t bother me. Besides we’ve been through actual hell humanity has to offer us, I think a hot naked homeless dudes body is the last thing that’ll bother me Bernard. What IS bothering me though is not seeing that stanky ass of yours not turning on the water yet!”

Fylk chuckles while +
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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“Does a police officer like feeling up his own crotch with a baton?”

Fylk snickering is carried throughout the room to really enhance how mischievous this little dude was. But it wasn’t long before Bernard could feel his little hand rest upon his lower leg.

“As long as it doesn’t bother, it +
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
+ your at it ~💚”

His tail could be felt brushing against the back of Bernard’s thighs & backside, along with a sweet sneer to really place the cherry on top!

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November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
+ repulsive what with everything stuck on him. Sure the musk was thicker than outmeal at the moment, but so was the dirt and dry muck latching onto his once spotless fur. Well, spotless was pushing it but, you get the idea.

“Just, watch your hands and feet is all, yeah? And that ass too while +
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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“Oh! I mean- yeah sure if you uhh- think you can handle it? I’m gonna so honest though Bernie but, even I’m not so sure what’s in here so I would keep cautious. Like, for small or something-“

Fylk would’ve made it his first choice if he could! He just thought Bernard would’ve found him +
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
+ were new cuts as well, new ones from what could only be days or weeks ago.

And it didn’t seem like Fylk was gonna mention why there were teeth bites going across his tail.

“You know me though, I’ll do just about whatever you want.”

It’s true! Fylk rarely complains, even when he should!

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November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
+ uuh- y’know-“

Neither of them could smell it with how much their noses had to endure, and I’m not sure about Bernard but Fylk smells like shit- Sure the strong scent of possum was alluring to some, but you can’t even pick up on it with all the grime & junk stuck to his once white fur. There +
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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“Yeah it’s probably best if we shower near the sauna first since it’ll be further away from the locker room. I doubt anyone’s coming back but, better safe than sorry.”

Fylk reminds after walking right up to his side.

“But, what do you wanna do here Burns? I suggest the showers first since +
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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The possum almost sounds proud!

“Yeah as ive said, I’ll sneak in here every now and then. Only if the filth builds up too much, y’know? Plus the towels are- BEYOND soft dude. Like blankets made for baby angels or some bullshit! You gotta get one for yourself, it’s insane.”

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November 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
+ stains or splattered blood. And no cameras either! It was also incredibly fancy but, that wasn’t the first thing Fylk noticed unfortunately. Then again there was a nice ass just inches away from his face so-

“Oh thank god it’s still warm in here- buuut! What’d you think? Pretty nice id say!”

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November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Looks like Fylks staring isnt too subtle neither-

“Hey -! Don’t leave me! Over there over there!”

Fylk nearly slips after his first step before quickly recuperating & heading off into the showers! The first thing they’d see was how clean & white everything was! No grime, no strange brown +
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
+ the boxers!

“And damn is this floor cold! Shit-! Careful dude-“

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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
+ The possum wasn’t even trying to be subtle, he REALLY wanted to get clean. So much do he was throwing off his clothes and tossing them away like they were trash!

“Sorry I’m- not trying to sound like a dick or anything. It’s just having white fur can be sooo— Uugh- miserable.”

And there goes +
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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The tail intertwined around his fingers tighten a little, like he didn’t want to let go, not yet at least.”

“Oh naaah, not yet anyways. No, the only thing I wanna explore right now is the shower rooms & where the shampoo bottles at. I have been waiting for this for too long dude—“

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November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
+ need!”

Fylk kept close to Bernard until he could feel the wall that was only a few inches away now.

“Careful- you’re at the wall now. Just move your hand to the right, follow the cracks on the wall if you gotta.”

It was almost like they were back at that facility . . . Almost.

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November 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM