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alex 🫥
@fvckalex.bsky.social
is this thing on
i need a week of work off so i can rot in bed and read

anyone have covid they can pass on to me??
December 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
thanksgiving and other holidays are always hard for me, but i think this is the worst one in the past 4 years
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
BRAD PITT IS 60 YEARS OLD??????
November 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
CAN SPOTIFY WRAPPED COME OUT ALREADY PLEASE
November 21, 2024 at 5:28 PM
ladies first this ladies first that, how about you let a lady finish first in bed?
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
just got off at my usual stop for work only to realize i need to go to a meeting two stops away 🤡

there goes my plans to not stress today
November 18, 2024 at 1:27 PM
i’ve decided to see what this hot frosty on netflix is about

wish me luck team 🫡
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
why am i craving meringue lately…
November 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
i’m practically foaming at the mouth to see my spotify wrapped this year
November 17, 2024 at 12:02 AM
not an outfit i handmade but i felt so cunty in this fit
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
quote this with a picture from your first festival vs. your most recent festival 🪩

first fest: ultra 2018
last fest: lost lands 2024
November 16, 2024 at 6:23 PM
hey @bsky.app can we get group chat messages please
November 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM
i love my cat so much she can never do any wrong my sweet angel baby
November 16, 2024 at 5:18 PM
so many memories and friends made through twitter :( i’ll miss her
I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground
November 16, 2024 at 11:02 AM
can i get my john cena follow on here plz i miss it
November 15, 2024 at 11:20 PM
before yall serotonin syndrome kicks in I just want everyone who comes at me today that I can absolutely promise you that I had a better weekend than you and I had more sex than you and did better drugs than you and smoked better weed than you and heard better music than you
Bruh I’m a hot girl. I went balls deep into the local bluesky scene and became best friends with all of the skeeters and the owners of the app. And then I moved in with a dj duo that now has 3 DIFFERENT cdj set ups (including some fire denons). So I have like 24/7 access lollllllll
November 15, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Being in the 25+ raver community is no joke like wym it ends at 3 am? I’m taking a nap before the show and the afters is my skincare ready for me in the bathroom when I get home 😭😂
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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as someone who types out and deletes and types out and deletes a thousand times to make sure what i’m saying makes sense to what i’m replying to, i really hope they add drafts here
November 15, 2024 at 2:41 PM
why am i about to start tearing up over how much i love men with long hair
November 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
i hope the sw*fries never use this app
November 15, 2024 at 10:31 PM
in the clurb, we all fam
November 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM