Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr.
@fuzzlord83.bsky.social
Man-servant to an opinionated orange tomcat.
Pitch Perfect is awesome and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. Come at me!
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Pitch Perfect is awesome and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. Come at me!
Anyone got a CAT UXO account? Guess we need to start identifying these potential hazards the dipshits are leaving behind.
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Anyone got a CAT UXO account? Guess we need to start identifying these potential hazards the dipshits are leaving behind.
See the look on that cat's face?
That's shorthand for "I'm shitting on your pillow before you crawl into the bed tonight."
That's shorthand for "I'm shitting on your pillow before you crawl into the bed tonight."
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 AM
See the look on that cat's face?
That's shorthand for "I'm shitting on your pillow before you crawl into the bed tonight."
That's shorthand for "I'm shitting on your pillow before you crawl into the bed tonight."
Definitely a banger.
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Definitely a banger.
"Did you see the slutty Naugahyde getup she was wearing? She was asking for it!"
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"Did you see the slutty Naugahyde getup she was wearing? She was asking for it!"
I feel like these could also be lyrics to a Tom Waits song.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I feel like these could also be lyrics to a Tom Waits song.
Absolutely no dust of debris kicked up? Yeah - I'm not convinced this is real.
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Absolutely no dust of debris kicked up? Yeah - I'm not convinced this is real.
Acting like a bunch of broke ass sicarios.
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Acting like a bunch of broke ass sicarios.
Another Tarantino alias.
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Another Tarantino alias.
Someone got yeeted out of the cockpit after the initial collision.
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Someone got yeeted out of the cockpit after the initial collision.
I watched it. It was indeed shitty. Just pure shit.
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I watched it. It was indeed shitty. Just pure shit.
Face is blacked out which may represent a victim.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Face is blacked out which may represent a victim.
This world could use a shitload of homemade submarines.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This world could use a shitload of homemade submarines.
Oh, he can do that, too. He once escaped for 6 hours after a heated argument over sushi. Specifically his displeasure of receiving a piece of tuna and not salmon.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh, he can do that, too. He once escaped for 6 hours after a heated argument over sushi. Specifically his displeasure of receiving a piece of tuna and not salmon.
Every day I wake up to all the closet doors, bathroom cabinets, and even the drawer on the nightstand open. Pretty sure Waylon's looking for guns, drugs, and money.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Every day I wake up to all the closet doors, bathroom cabinets, and even the drawer on the nightstand open. Pretty sure Waylon's looking for guns, drugs, and money.
I wore less kit walking through Baghdad.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I wore less kit walking through Baghdad.
Homemade submarines seem to work pretty good.
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Homemade submarines seem to work pretty good.