Janet Lynn 🐕
@fuunsaiki.bsky.social
basically a lung in a drawer
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Side note, people who record words onto pressable buttons so their pets can communicate are lazy dumbasses. Your pet is an extremely clear communicator already if you just take the time to get on their wavelength
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Side note, people who record words onto pressable buttons so their pets can communicate are lazy dumbasses. Your pet is an extremely clear communicator already if you just take the time to get on their wavelength
"Animals give us so much, and ask for so little in return-" NO. My little dog is CONSTANTLY demanding her morning walk, playtime at all hours of the day, chicken/salmon/duck/chips whenEVER you are eating, she is a neverending beast of DEMANDS
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"Animals give us so much, and ask for so little in return-" NO. My little dog is CONSTANTLY demanding her morning walk, playtime at all hours of the day, chicken/salmon/duck/chips whenEVER you are eating, she is a neverending beast of DEMANDS
i swear i placed an order on build-a-bear but there's no sign of the money leaving my account or a confirmation email. i re-placed the order yesterday; i'm sure i had a confirmation email but there's no sign of it now, though i can at least see the money having left my account
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i swear i placed an order on build-a-bear but there's no sign of the money leaving my account or a confirmation email. i re-placed the order yesterday; i'm sure i had a confirmation email but there's no sign of it now, though i can at least see the money having left my account
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That oughta finish the job if they start again
Kemi did it on LBC last night if you need to reinforce it
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
That oughta finish the job if they start again
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
i may not contain multitudes, but i certainly contain the capacity for a zootropolis 2/pillion double-bill this weekend 👍🏻
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i may not contain multitudes, but i certainly contain the capacity for a zootropolis 2/pillion double-bill this weekend 👍🏻
I didn't plan to spend that much on the dog's Christmas present, but the shop had the audacity to be selling something called a barkuterie board
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I didn't plan to spend that much on the dog's Christmas present, but the shop had the audacity to be selling something called a barkuterie board
shout out to the teeny tiny tube mouse who was blocking access to the longest escalator in the united kingdom, because he'd found a Snack at the bottom, damnit, and didn't care that half the passengers were reluctant to go anywhere near him 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
shout out to the teeny tiny tube mouse who was blocking access to the longest escalator in the united kingdom, because he'd found a Snack at the bottom, damnit, and didn't care that half the passengers were reluctant to go anywhere near him 🥰
my afternoon and evening shows are very close together so i've gone to franco manca for dinner because that usually kills A BUNCH of time, and yet my pizza is at my table already? wtaf?
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
my afternoon and evening shows are very close together so i've gone to franco manca for dinner because that usually kills A BUNCH of time, and yet my pizza is at my table already? wtaf?
my most unhingèd personal statistic is that the taskmaster series where i have seen live performances from the most contestants (not including studio records) is genuinely taskmaster nz season 2 (i am ticking off my fourth tonight, fifth if you want to include p willy)
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
my most unhingèd personal statistic is that the taskmaster series where i have seen live performances from the most contestants (not including studio records) is genuinely taskmaster nz season 2 (i am ticking off my fourth tonight, fifth if you want to include p willy)
in light of All The Theatre Tickets (2025) and Forthcoming Tattoos (2026), i decided to knock together a rough budget for december, and i cannot tell you HOW GOOD it feels not having to spend "20 miles up and down the motorway every day" petrol money anymore 🧡
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
in light of All The Theatre Tickets (2025) and Forthcoming Tattoos (2026), i decided to knock together a rough budget for december, and i cannot tell you HOW GOOD it feels not having to spend "20 miles up and down the motorway every day" petrol money anymore 🧡
i love my little dog and i love our early morning walks but it is days like this when i am glad that i am cat-sitting on the other side of town and can stay in bed a little longer rather than stomping around a muddy field in the snow
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
i love my little dog and i love our early morning walks but it is days like this when i am glad that i am cat-sitting on the other side of town and can stay in bed a little longer rather than stomping around a muddy field in the snow
well, if you like white men with beards and have four hours to kill, you could absolutely do worse than watch death by lightning. just try not to think about how truly great it could have been with a couple extra episodes and a little less balance
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
well, if you like white men with beards and have four hours to kill, you could absolutely do worse than watch death by lightning. just try not to think about how truly great it could have been with a couple extra episodes and a little less balance
Nothing nothing NOTHING makes me cackle like Mike Minogue's "it's outsmarted me, O'Leary" from that one episode of Wellington Paranormal, it is ludicrous how perfectly funny that show is
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Nothing nothing NOTHING makes me cackle like Mike Minogue's "it's outsmarted me, O'Leary" from that one episode of Wellington Paranormal, it is ludicrous how perfectly funny that show is
always fun when you suddenly recognise a song's lyrics, i know very many normal things that are extremely common for the average person to know 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 youtu.be/ABbBSH4tGiw
Weep No More | Death by Lightning | Official Soundtrack | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Music
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
always fun when you suddenly recognise a song's lyrics, i know very many normal things that are extremely common for the average person to know 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 youtu.be/ABbBSH4tGiw
we are IN the new house, and it turns out moving all the books *isn't* the worst part, the worst part is having to shut the dog away for her own safety and having to listen to her sad little barks 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
we are IN the new house, and it turns out moving all the books *isn't* the worst part, the worst part is having to shut the dog away for her own safety and having to listen to her sad little barks 😭😭😭
(i have never spent several minutes repeatedly berating my father, whose only sin was to offer his help, for having the AUDACITY to raise literate daughters *drinks*)
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
(i have never spent several minutes repeatedly berating my father, whose only sin was to offer his help, for having the AUDACITY to raise literate daughters *drinks*)
the more bags i pack with books, the more i fall in favour of ipad kids. sure, they're rotting their brains before they've even had a chance to form, but FUCK it's gotta be so much easier to move house
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the more bags i pack with books, the more i fall in favour of ipad kids. sure, they're rotting their brains before they've even had a chance to form, but FUCK it's gotta be so much easier to move house
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
granted, a north-facing bedroom is VERY MUCH my dream scenario (about to move from a south-facer to a west-facer, will never know cold again), but NEUTRALS? get fucked, paint
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
granted, a north-facing bedroom is VERY MUCH my dream scenario (about to move from a south-facer to a west-facer, will never know cold again), but NEUTRALS? get fucked, paint
i understand why the algorithms are advertising paint companies to me, but at what point have i ever given off the vibe of "i'm looking for the perfect neutral for my north-facing room"?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
i understand why the algorithms are advertising paint companies to me, but at what point have i ever given off the vibe of "i'm looking for the perfect neutral for my north-facing room"?
i did not sleep well last night and i am now unbelievably tired, looking forward to also not sleeping well tonight 👍🏻😴👍🏻
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i did not sleep well last night and i am now unbelievably tired, looking forward to also not sleeping well tonight 👍🏻😴👍🏻
i do enjoy untangling puzzles and mysteries in the workplace, but i do increasingly need to take a little break afterwards to reset my brain 😅
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i do enjoy untangling puzzles and mysteries in the workplace, but i do increasingly need to take a little break afterwards to reset my brain 😅
the biggest impact that the good place had on me personally is that i can simply never remember the true name of the other hemsworth, because we spent all of westworld referring to him as larry
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the biggest impact that the good place had on me personally is that i can simply never remember the true name of the other hemsworth, because we spent all of westworld referring to him as larry
i don't WANT to finish moving house, i want to cosy up and play what remains of edith finch :(
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
i don't WANT to finish moving house, i want to cosy up and play what remains of edith finch :(