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Just Strong Bad looking for my The Cheat.
Interests: Epcot (1983-1998), manatees, food, theme parks, OpenRCT2, cats, Rocky Horror...
The bigger news: Resetti can get rid of all the flowers covering everyone's islands! 🤩
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I'd expect nothing less
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The downside of everything being continuously updated now: you don't have to release a finished, working product, you can just fix it in the next update if something doesn't work.
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've been on YouTube Music since the Google Play Music beta days. At this point, it has 99% of what I'm looking for, so it's not nearly as inferior to Spotify as it was at one point. I feel like lots of what's missing at this point is spammy or weird stuff anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
They've got to do a Gastronauts recipe book. I know the recipes are all vibes, but still.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I saw that as a mystery movie at AMC. I'm rarely bothered by movies, but I had to cover my eyes a couple times during that one. 😬
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm surprised they didn't try to hold out a little longer, with the new movie coming out fairly soon.
October 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Is it sad that I'm mostly surprised that it's *only* $14?
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM