Oh nooooooooo! 😂 That’s what I get for trying to be topical.

I mean, it would be an asshole crashing out, so your first instinct wasn’t entirely wrong…

Scrolling by these pics looked like you’d suddenly had your arms replaced with little doggie legs! Thats what I get for BlueSky before coffee. 😂

Honestly, Weird Al belting out an angry, straightforward cover of Killing in the Name is the energy we all need going into 2026.

I turned off Gmail’s AI features, which I guess included hiding a ton of automated promotional emails that I’ve accumulated over the years, and going on an unsubscribe rampage has been very healing.

Me in high school walking into a GameStop and asking if they had FF7.

I grew up with 6 siblings, and if they each picked a different nickname for me (Den, D-man, Disco, Lil Bro, Ennisday, Denny) I would know beyond the shadow of a doubt that they were messing with me and giggling about it behind my back.