David Marshall
@funmandave.bsky.social
When you discuss other people, you should emphasize that they are People, not that they are Other.
The moon is out of frame to our left, but there are some stars among the clouds and a nice burn pile.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The moon is out of frame to our left, but there are some stars among the clouds and a nice burn pile.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Fox
Deer
Blue Herron
Mole?
My dog Charlie
Because, hey: pics or it didn’t happen, right?
Fox
Deer
Blue Herron
Mole?
My dog Charlie
Because, hey: pics or it didn’t happen, right?
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Fox
Deer
Blue Herron
Mole?
My dog Charlie
Because, hey: pics or it didn’t happen, right?
Fox
Deer
Blue Herron
Mole?
My dog Charlie
Because, hey: pics or it didn’t happen, right?
Wow. Apparently Trump did post it, despite not comprehending it at all.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wow. Apparently Trump did post it, despite not comprehending it at all.
Each of them should be allowed to hit the interviewer over the head with this plaque from West Point.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Each of them should be allowed to hit the interviewer over the head with this plaque from West Point.
Also, every time there’s more news tying back to the fact that illegal orders should be refused, can we post this plaque from West Point?
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Also, every time there’s more news tying back to the fact that illegal orders should be refused, can we post this plaque from West Point?
Charlie says to hang in there because the next treat is sooner than you think.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Charlie says to hang in there because the next treat is sooner than you think.
No, you’re thinking of my dog Charlie.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
No, you’re thinking of my dog Charlie.
How do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
How do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
Listening now because it’s in my phone (uploaded with iTunes years ago—not streamed).
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Listening now because it’s in my phone (uploaded with iTunes years ago—not streamed).
Wide angle lenses are an under-appreciated option for pet photography.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wide angle lenses are an under-appreciated option for pet photography.
As do valve trombones.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As do valve trombones.
Also this, first a painting and then as a mosaic at the U.N.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Also this, first a painting and then as a mosaic at the U.N.
AARP just sliding into my mailbox uninvited and trying to break up my marriage. Fuck you, AARP!
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
AARP just sliding into my mailbox uninvited and trying to break up my marriage. Fuck you, AARP!
This tweet is 8 years old and people still insist on repeatedly doing the same dumb thing.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This tweet is 8 years old and people still insist on repeatedly doing the same dumb thing.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
This is where I post from, if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is where I post from, if you even care.
C’mon, would this guy fuck with y—
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
C’mon, would this guy fuck with y—
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
This is actually more badass than even his 1982 photo.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This is actually more badass than even his 1982 photo.
Everybody meet Charlie, the world’s most comfortable dog.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Everybody meet Charlie, the world’s most comfortable dog.
You know it’s time to trim the front walk when….
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You know it’s time to trim the front walk when….
That’s just what the 80-year-old master of disguise wants you to think.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That’s just what the 80-year-old master of disguise wants you to think.
Oh. My. God. Greg Bovino not only plays an easily exploitable strategy in Rock, Paper, Scissors… he tells everyone what that strategy is, which makes it a no-brainer to exploit.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh. My. God. Greg Bovino not only plays an easily exploitable strategy in Rock, Paper, Scissors… he tells everyone what that strategy is, which makes it a no-brainer to exploit.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.