Mark Funk
@funkie.dev
Biodigital Jazz, man
I really like computers and the things they can do
San Jose, CA
he/they/duderino
I really like computers and the things they can do
San Jose, CA
he/they/duderino
We had a good run. Time to delete I guess :-/
The TikTok deal is done, finally
The TikTok deal is done, finally
Divest or ban: Bytedance chose divest.
buff.ly
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 AM
We had a good run. Time to delete I guess :-/
I am reminded of the season of the Magicians where they turned off magic when Claude is down
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I am reminded of the season of the Magicians where they turned off magic when Claude is down
If you told me ten years ago this would be my job now…
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If you told me ten years ago this would be my job now…
I don’t waaaanna use the Discover feed
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I don’t waaaanna use the Discover feed
I use whole milk because it’s yummy and now I have to feel weird about it because of the administration decided it was anti-woke or something?
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I use whole milk because it’s yummy and now I have to feel weird about it because of the administration decided it was anti-woke or something?
Yeah pretty much
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Funk is an aggressive resurgence of *The New* aesthetic of the Revacholian Thirties, but this time originating in Graad. It's brought there by the Iilmaraan diaspora. Funk is more masculine and guitar-oriented than disco. Even more *dangerous*.
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Yeah pretty much
I’ve started putting shirts on my cat (to cover his Freestyle Libre) and I’m not sure I can ever go back
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I’ve started putting shirts on my cat (to cover his Freestyle Libre) and I’m not sure I can ever go back
Fucking bullshit
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Fucking bullshit
Guess they won’t be following anymore of Ron’s Hunches #Traitors #TraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Guess they won’t be following anymore of Ron’s Hunches #Traitors #TraitorsUS
It is my 40th birthday and so I request that you like this picture of my cat
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
It is my 40th birthday and so I request that you like this picture of my cat
Time is wobbly-wobbly in Doctor Who
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Time is wobbly-wobbly in Doctor Who
Those of you already in 2026 on the east coast missed out. There’s an after credits scene in 2025 going on right now
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Those of you already in 2026 on the east coast missed out. There’s an after credits scene in 2025 going on right now
Wakes me up at 6:30am on my day off for food then gets mad when I try to take a nap afterwards
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wakes me up at 6:30am on my day off for food then gets mad when I try to take a nap afterwards
Mr Funk,
Your intelligence is inspiring and you are incredibly handsome and you smell good too.
Your intelligence is inspiring and you are incredibly handsome and you smell good too.
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mr Funk,
Your intelligence is inspiring and you are incredibly handsome and you smell good too.
Your intelligence is inspiring and you are incredibly handsome and you smell good too.
Reposted by Mark Funk
Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai
I regret to inform you that the Wizards of the Coast games look awesome.
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I regret to inform you that the Wizards of the Coast games look awesome.
Outlander has its moments
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Outlander has its moments
They should have called it “Sony Walkman” instead of “Death Stranding”
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They should have called it “Sony Walkman” instead of “Death Stranding”
You can bet your butt that I will campaign at every town hall to open the nemesis system patent to public domain
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You can bet your butt that I will campaign at every town hall to open the nemesis system patent to public domain
When I told Ted to get HBO so he could watch The Rehearsal this isn’t what I had in mind…
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When I told Ted to get HBO so he could watch The Rehearsal this isn’t what I had in mind…
It's a good day to still be lazily on React 18
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's a good day to still be lazily on React 18
Thought going to Costco first thing Monday morning would be fine….
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thought going to Costco first thing Monday morning would be fine….
Why do most themes for programming IDEs have good colors for code, but the most inaccessible / unreadable color ratios for UI text?
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why do most themes for programming IDEs have good colors for code, but the most inaccessible / unreadable color ratios for UI text?