fundling.bsky.social
@fundling.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
She wants to see blood coming out of their... whatever
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"we know the facts better than the jury"
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why is all of our federal money being wasted on excessively medium-sized desks?
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I love a good "Quantum Leap"reference
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Like, there wasn't a person.

And then there is sort of a person, and it's inside you, and it's you and a person too everywhere you go

Quite absurd
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A retweet does not mean endorsement... Oh, wait, okay yeah now I think we can call this endorsement
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You gnu it was going to be a problem
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's too bad they didn't have any time to write their version of the bill. They have just been so busy
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He was saving the release of the files for Christmas, but they ruined the surprise
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Do what I did:
Get the flu, then at the end realize that you haven't had caffeine for several days and you can just not start back up
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How can he claim damages when he is the most beloved and respected person ever of all time?
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You try to hang a state's former governor ONCE and they hold it against you, like, forever
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
But that's nice that he said "I don't like you laying out money"

I assume he was talking to families on food stamps earlier this month, right?
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think people are confusing her with Maxwell.

I think the guy in the video did also.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
He is confusing Guiffre and Maxwell, correct?

Some people in these replies also seem to be confusing these two.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"playing phone tag"?

I'd think the president would usually be able to get someone to take his calls
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What did he mean by "voter id"? Did he mean the Freudian animal part of the psyche?

Oh, I see that he clarified he meant "identification", okay, glad that was explained.
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And Don Jr has largely stopped doing cocaine.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You might have just yelled at a pregnant squirrel
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you spend $0 on Thanksgiving dinner it is significantly cheaper than last year.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM