it's just "alex"
@fuckitoptional.bsky.social
on the loose with my neck in the noose
Pinned
i tape my wrists when i lift cuz they’re a lil… y’know
okay now what the fuck. how are you gonna ask me to plan a baby shower, not talk to me for weeks, cut me off but expect me to come help anyway, and now you block me on ig???? what did i do???? i reached out and kept coordinating like nothing was wrong???
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
okay now what the fuck. how are you gonna ask me to plan a baby shower, not talk to me for weeks, cut me off but expect me to come help anyway, and now you block me on ig???? what did i do???? i reached out and kept coordinating like nothing was wrong???
GAY SHIT! GAY SHIT! SHALALA✨
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
GAY SHIT! GAY SHIT! SHALALA✨
there are NO black people on the hair team. NONE! #strangerthings5 look how they massacred my boy
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
there are NO black people on the hair team. NONE! #strangerthings5 look how they massacred my boy
THEY WERE MEAN TO DUSTIN ILL FUCKING THROW HANDS
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
THEY WERE MEAN TO DUSTIN ILL FUCKING THROW HANDS
not even 5 minutes into st5 and im already disgusted, this about to be delicious
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
not even 5 minutes into st5 and im already disgusted, this about to be delicious
sitting outside the bathroom ragebaiting my kid while he’s fighting for his life on the can, happy thanksgiving yall
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
sitting outside the bathroom ragebaiting my kid while he’s fighting for his life on the can, happy thanksgiving yall
me seething after a work call that did not go in my favor: “🙂… i want that twink obliterated.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
me seething after a work call that did not go in my favor: “🙂… i want that twink obliterated.”
can’t sleep, listening to what im affectionately calling White People Word Salad™
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
can’t sleep, listening to what im affectionately calling White People Word Salad™
oh my god anime gojo doesn’t know nanami died yet
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
oh my god anime gojo doesn’t know nanami died yet
made a kink acc on ig in case any a yall wanna know all my deepest darkest secrets (what i look like)
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
made a kink acc on ig in case any a yall wanna know all my deepest darkest secrets (what i look like)
okay so i wanted to listen to a horny song and tell me why the album art is the artist’s child photo???? like a while ass four year old????? DESGOSTANG.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
okay so i wanted to listen to a horny song and tell me why the album art is the artist’s child photo???? like a while ass four year old????? DESGOSTANG.
freddy fazbear popeyes collab? america really has everything
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
freddy fazbear popeyes collab? america really has everything
im so fucking bored oh my god i fr almost showed up at my neighbors house like this is a plotline
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
im so fucking bored oh my god i fr almost showed up at my neighbors house like this is a plotline
i get particularly angry when twt casts people i went to school with in roles i KNOW FOR A FACT they don’t know shit about and i like to believe they don’t ever take em cuz they know id call their moms like “excuse me, you better get your kid before i get em for you.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i get particularly angry when twt casts people i went to school with in roles i KNOW FOR A FACT they don’t know shit about and i like to believe they don’t ever take em cuz they know id call their moms like “excuse me, you better get your kid before i get em for you.”
being old is lowkey fun cuz wym you’re using the ost of a french rpg that came out in 2008 and popularized by homestuckers in your yt video about fnaf, that’s adorable
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
being old is lowkey fun cuz wym you’re using the ost of a french rpg that came out in 2008 and popularized by homestuckers in your yt video about fnaf, that’s adorable
making a manhwa bingo card since yall wanna play in my face like this.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
making a manhwa bingo card since yall wanna play in my face like this.
dude i need a hug
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
dude i need a hug
i have a dinner to go to that someone else is paying for but im hungry rn 😰 do i risk a snackie wackie?
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i have a dinner to go to that someone else is paying for but im hungry rn 😰 do i risk a snackie wackie?
there’s a first time for everything. officially nope-ing out of a suggestion cuz i fucking hate one of the characters. omfg dude shut the fuck UP
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
there’s a first time for everything. officially nope-ing out of a suggestion cuz i fucking hate one of the characters. omfg dude shut the fuck UP
ouch my fucking bobby 😰😰😰😰
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ouch my fucking bobby 😰😰😰😰
yanked the FUCK out of one of my piercings that im literally crying uncontrollably my face is so red
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
yanked the FUCK out of one of my piercings that im literally crying uncontrollably my face is so red
unstoppable force: eternal smoker hating cardio
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
unstoppable force: eternal smoker hating cardio
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
immovable object: too much gym anxiety to do anything but lurk on the elliptical
nvm man i re-hate people who told me exercise would improve my mental health. im so fucken sore and achey jakey, where’s my wife, i need ice 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
nvm man i re-hate people who told me exercise would improve my mental health. im so fucken sore and achey jakey, where’s my wife, i need ice 🥲
unemployed again but at least i have a cult following in the hearts of the fujo community. (gonna kms s2g)
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
unemployed again but at least i have a cult following in the hearts of the fujo community. (gonna kms s2g)
yknow what, fuck fnaf, im going back to poptropica
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
yknow what, fuck fnaf, im going back to poptropica