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Definitely getting closer but I’m telling you, the Oregon AD definitely has a crisp png that is one phone call away
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CBS pls
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Seems as good a time as any to repost this bit of art I contributed to the feed last year.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“I forgive the murderer who killed my husband in cold blood but I’m going to fund counterprogramming to a Spanish speaking performer out of spite” is some insane fucking shit
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Another year, another game

Another time for me to tell CBS to fucking hire someone who knows how to use the lasso tool in Photoshop or at least just fucking email someone for a better PNG
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
October 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So gonna be a rough week for the graphic again
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
September 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So I’ve been hyperfixating on Deathblart recently and I decided to play the movie again as background noise but before the title sequence ended, I was rewarded with a major typography snag that I have to highlight

The kerning on this… so hilariously bad that it has to be intentional, right?
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June 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
hit me up if your island is selling turnips for many many thousands of green people from history times tonight or tomorrow

it's looking bleak out there; I just saw Tom Nook run by wearing only a hollowed-out barrel with straps tied to his shoulders
May 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I'm officially throwing a bluesky-weet out there about my interest in your high-bell turnip markets this week

if you get a 300+ turnip eval from the brothers, toss an invite code my way

i got some radish stacks and i'm ready to make them into fat stalks

#acnh #acnhturnips #stonks
May 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It’s also an extrapolation of “tweeted it out” … imagine telling yourself in 2017 how quaint you’d one day find this
March 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
For the party opposed to “secret unelected bureaucrats pulling strings behind closed doors”, dot dot dot
March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM