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F. Snot Fitzgerald
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fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
I couldn't help but write a satire piece on this!
Enjoy the new ones!!
chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/more-food-...
More Food-Based Acronyms For Trump’s Leadership Style
If TACO got him riled up, these might give him an aneurism.
chrisbrotzman.substack.com
May 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
I love how Gutfeld immediately jumped to the idea that Jessica is highlighting how much plausible deniability trump is going to have when all this inevitably ends up in an impeachment trial.
May 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
Kevin O'Leary loves Trump because Kevin, too, is a whiny baby who requires constant praise about being some type mega-rare unicorn business genius
May 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
Precisely!! Here'a funny book I wrote that mocks these dinguses relentlessly.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0F4L24KZ...
Everything Is Fine: Mocking Our Way Through The Apocalypse
Everything Is Fine: Mocking Our Way Through The Apocalypse [Brotzman, Christopher] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Everything Is Fine: Mocking Our Way Through The Apocalypse
www.amazon.com
May 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
I have an entire an entire book dedicated to MOCKING these people.

The prefact ends: "Laughter is a final weapon. We must wield it mercilessly."

www.amazon.com/dp/B0F4L24KZ...

Give it a look. We should all be mocking these people constantly.
Everything Is Fine: Mocking Our Way Through The Apocalypse
Everything Is Fine: Mocking Our Way Through The Apocalypse [Brotzman, Christopher] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Everything Is Fine: Mocking Our Way Through The Apocalypse
www.amazon.com
May 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
facsist. every one of them.
May 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
This old-ish satire piece about #elonmusk will never not be relevant. Everything he says and does confirms it.

chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/elon-musk-...
Elon Musk, the Everlasting Gobstopper of People, Announces New Role Heading D.O.U.C.H.E. Committee
In a press conference held via Twitter Spaces that crashed twice before starting, Elon Musk proudly announced his appointment as the head of the Division of Oligarchs Undermining Constitutional Human ...
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May 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
Here's some satire on Trump's "amazing" economy!
Like and subscribe for free!
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Wow, Trump’s Economy Is Doing Great! I Just Bought an Entire Burrito For Only Four Easy Payments of $3.67 and 0% APR!
Some people might say, “Hey, shouldn’t food be an accessible necessity rather than a debt instrument?” But those people don’t understand financial literacy.
chrisbrotzman.substack.com
May 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
I wonder, after those cops assaulted a peaceful old woman, they went to Hardees to reminisce their high school football days, and how that *almost* made varsity
May 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
It's remarkable. Dude is the king of America, richest guy on earth, 10,000 miles above the law, has 37 kids with 81 women and he still is playing the victim all the time. He's just like the don
March 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
When this is all over, Trump and JD and Musk and ALL of those complicit, etc. will FOR SURE be facing some kind of Nuremberg situation right?
March 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
Please read and consider subscribing. We need fighters, not weaklings like Chuck Schumer. Hope you laugh a little.

chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/dear-chuck...
Dear Chuck Schumer: A Mad Lib
When the Fascists came knocking at the door, he did what everyone expected him to do. And less.
chrisbrotzman.substack.com
March 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
People on this thread might want to check out my satirical Substack "Everything Is Fine." My latest piece actually addressed this subject, even though I didn't know people were actually doing it! Come laugh along with me!!

chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/so-you-sti...
So, You Still Drive A Tesla. What Now?
Here Are a Few Last-Ditch Effort Ideas Before You'll Need To Think About Self-Exile.
chrisbrotzman.substack.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
This person thinks they're fooling anyone?
March 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
They need to get that man all the way the fuck out of here as fast as possible. he's impossibly dumb, impossibly short-sighted, and impossibly bad for this country.
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
absolutely agree.
December 19, 2024 at 1:23 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
Hey dingdong, King Elon doesn't even know what's fucking in the bill.
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 PM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
You don't want to be talking shit about Pelosi right now. She's the most intelligent politician on the Hill by a mile, and we need her dogwalking the Republican ghouls as much as possible.
December 19, 2024 at 4:49 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
Congratulations, Christians. You got Elon Musk to shut down the government and destroy your families' 401(k) just in time for Jesus' birthday!!!! #ElonWonThePopularVote #KingMusk
December 19, 2024 at 4:47 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
hi!
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
#ElonWonThePopularVote needs to start trending.
December 19, 2024 at 4:44 AM
fsnotfitzgerald.bsky.social
"I do my own research" has always been very thinly veiled code for "I get all of my information from Aunt Cathy's Facebook page."
December 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM