hand to gd we are a plant based household normally it’s just that one day I woke up and realized I didn’t know how to cook any of my family’s recipes bc they were all meat. so I’m teaching myself

Jesus Christ, the most well-known sardonic woman on the internet,

you’re so me

doubly so bc you’re a woman tbh

listen I also hate doing citations and it’s a massive pain in the ass (yes I am a librarian) (we do exist) but the main difference is that I am not published on this scale. I’m baffled. This is a translation too so this has passed through multiple sieves atp.

give me PAGE NUMBERS. FINDING AIDS. “(Guy) said in correspondence” WHAT CORRESPONDENCE. No footnotes. Vibes only. I’m going to bite someone

often true

he tells you he sees you as more than a friend and immediately gets evasive. and the next time you ask him if he wants to sleep with you, he will tell you to fuck off and that he doesn’t want to talk about it. you gain approval.

don’t give me any flowers yet; I still like making him worse

plotline so sexist that I am fundamentally revisiting my worldstate

this is why I still stand beside my decision for tav!Giada to romance gale. this woman likes a highly suggestible and ambitious purple entity

they are technically in an open marriage but I think pretty much anyone with any amount of sense sees whatever they have going on and steers clear. they’re like those radioactive dogs that adapted to live in Chernobyl.