Lagoon
@fromthelagoon.bsky.social
Awesome coolguy | He/Any | Free 🇵🇸
I'd probably get beheaded but it would be a great time up until that point
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'd probably get beheaded but it would be a great time up until that point
Being an oracle must've been sooo fun. Huff some fumes, say some vague shit that could mean anything about some battle or whatever, and then when shit hits the fan you can just go "Fate works in mysterious ways"
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Being an oracle must've been sooo fun. Huff some fumes, say some vague shit that could mean anything about some battle or whatever, and then when shit hits the fan you can just go "Fate works in mysterious ways"
Tweeting a lot is only a dunkable offense if you post bad. You're exempt
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Tweeting a lot is only a dunkable offense if you post bad. You're exempt
It's not often that you see someone say something so fascinatingly stupid. I can't even be mad. I'm in awe
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's not often that you see someone say something so fascinatingly stupid. I can't even be mad. I'm in awe
I'm trying to come up with a funny reply but I'm too busy laughing at the idea of someone having a really bad time and just calling it "boring"
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm trying to come up with a funny reply but I'm too busy laughing at the idea of someone having a really bad time and just calling it "boring"
"Weed is boring" —KTP circa idk I'm too lazy to find the skeet
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Weed is boring" —KTP circa idk I'm too lazy to find the skeet
How often do you have to ask that question?
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
How often do you have to ask that question?
I'm scratching my head at this one. His answer didn't seem condescending at all, so I'm struggling to see how it's mansplaining
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm scratching my head at this one. His answer didn't seem condescending at all, so I'm struggling to see how it's mansplaining
We know for a fact that *black holes* exist, but we can't exactly crack one open and see if the singularity is in there
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We know for a fact that *black holes* exist, but we can't exactly crack one open and see if the singularity is in there
As I understand it, yes. At least under GR. That's part of why physicists are trying to find a better model. Usually when infinities pop out of the math for physical models, it means you're doing something wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As I understand it, yes. At least under GR. That's part of why physicists are trying to find a better model. Usually when infinities pop out of the math for physical models, it means you're doing something wrong.
This makes zero sense. The perspective trick only works from one angle. If it looks correct from the camera's perspective, it can't look right for the animals. Stop posting AI slop.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This makes zero sense. The perspective trick only works from one angle. If it looks correct from the camera's perspective, it can't look right for the animals. Stop posting AI slop.
11 billion dollars of slave labor "isn't that much" is insane cope. You need to reevaluate some things my man
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
11 billion dollars of slave labor "isn't that much" is insane cope. You need to reevaluate some things my man
Oh it sends me up the wall. "But you hold dems to a higher standard than republicans!" Of course dipshit! Just like I hold my doctor to a higher standard than someone who eats shit off the ground
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh it sends me up the wall. "But you hold dems to a higher standard than republicans!" Of course dipshit! Just like I hold my doctor to a higher standard than someone who eats shit off the ground
Is your profile picture a photo of you?
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Is your profile picture a photo of you?
If you don't like one of the core concepts of the game, maybe don't play it? The whole "invaders are scumbags" is such a funny angle. It's like calling somebody who killed you in CoD a bad person in real life
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you don't like one of the core concepts of the game, maybe don't play it? The whole "invaders are scumbags" is such a funny angle. It's like calling somebody who killed you in CoD a bad person in real life
Ooo you should draw him as an Animal Crossing character (if that's not already what you're doing here lol)
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ooo you should draw him as an Animal Crossing character (if that's not already what you're doing here lol)
"Errm, she's 10 minutes younger than you, creep"
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Errm, she's 10 minutes younger than you, creep"
It's always after being tired all day too
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's always after being tired all day too
It's the first time I heard about a meme from someone younger than me before seeing it myself. Very much a "Oh, so that's what it feels like" moment
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's the first time I heard about a meme from someone younger than me before seeing it myself. Very much a "Oh, so that's what it feels like" moment
I'm honestly shocked that this idea got into people's heads to begin with. They really thought good readers needed the figure out the meaning of words on the fly?? If you don't know a word, look it up! This is insane
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm honestly shocked that this idea got into people's heads to begin with. They really thought good readers needed the figure out the meaning of words on the fly?? If you don't know a word, look it up! This is insane
Spraying my catgirl gf with water until she cleans the litter off her feet before getting in bed
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Spraying my catgirl gf with water until she cleans the litter off her feet before getting in bed
The "actually I knew he was a pedophile even when I was working with him" gambit. Masterful move mr. musk sir
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The "actually I knew he was a pedophile even when I was working with him" gambit. Masterful move mr. musk sir
Your posts are so good but following you should give hazard pay because I'm at constant risk of seeing shitlibs' opinions
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your posts are so good but following you should give hazard pay because I'm at constant risk of seeing shitlibs' opinions