Frodmaer
@frodmaer.bsky.social
|19|He/They|Ace|World's worst SCP "author"|
Make slop not war
Make slop not war
I've been awake for like 36 hours lol
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I've been awake for like 36 hours lol
I love writing except all the times I don't
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I love writing except all the times I don't
What if Kokomo was actually about the rust belt
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
What if Kokomo was actually about the rust belt
My house is the only place that actually exists, everywhere else is a psyop
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My house is the only place that actually exists, everywhere else is a psyop
George Bush Hemorrhagic Fever
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
George Bush Hemorrhagic Fever
Sometimes I hear explosions in my neighbor's basement, but I'm pretty sure he's got a vendetta against Amazon so I'll probably be fine
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Sometimes I hear explosions in my neighbor's basement, but I'm pretty sure he's got a vendetta against Amazon so I'll probably be fine
Got so much rizz the eye doctor diagnosed me with asigmatism
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Got so much rizz the eye doctor diagnosed me with asigmatism
The best thing about writing SCP stuff is that they'll never find the bodies
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
The best thing about writing SCP stuff is that they'll never find the bodies
What if the Beatles were orange
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
What if the Beatles were orange
Jesus was probably like one of the top ten party animals in Rome.
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Jesus was probably like one of the top ten party animals in Rome.
dumbcon is evil, wth is law and order anywayyyyy
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
dumbcon is evil, wth is law and order anywayyyyy
The HOA, city zoning board, stonemasons, and illuminati are conspiring to stop me from making the world's biggest grill.
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The HOA, city zoning board, stonemasons, and illuminati are conspiring to stop me from making the world's biggest grill.
It should be illegal for anyone to say mean things about me
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
It should be illegal for anyone to say mean things about me
Ugh, my stupid chud son is begging for food again. It’s only been two weeks since the last time I let him forage.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Ugh, my stupid chud son is begging for food again. It’s only been two weeks since the last time I let him forage.
Jimi Hendrix*
*cool as hell
*cool as hell
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Jimi Hendrix*
*cool as hell
*cool as hell
Hubris only affects all those other guys from the past, building a giant makeshift tower to store my dynamite in my back yard is not hubris.
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Hubris only affects all those other guys from the past, building a giant makeshift tower to store my dynamite in my back yard is not hubris.
“My balls itch” take them off
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“My balls itch” take them off
This dumbass in a pointy mask just told me the village’s well was tainted with the plague, motherfucker my humors are balanced as fuck I’m drinking the damn water.
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This dumbass in a pointy mask just told me the village’s well was tainted with the plague, motherfucker my humors are balanced as fuck I’m drinking the damn water.
I was visiting grandfather in the hospital for his birthday, and my stupid chud cousin screamed so loud when he found out that he was turning 67 that it made him have a heart attack. He isn‘t invited to the funeral.
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I was visiting grandfather in the hospital for his birthday, and my stupid chud cousin screamed so loud when he found out that he was turning 67 that it made him have a heart attack. He isn‘t invited to the funeral.
What If you were cold
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
What If you were cold