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@fritzbonn.bsky.social
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Coming from @fritzbonn on the canary site to bring you stupid creatures having goofy sex

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Doing random scenes of rocket raccoon domestic life with ratchet including "I shot up my pantry thinking there was a home intruder in my space kitchen" and "our gravity generator reset itself and has 2 factor would you just please tell me what the code in the email is"

Old sketches. But fun
A black and white furry porn sketch of a nude rocket raccoon floating the implied interior of a starship with sex fluids drooling from his crotch in 0 gravity. He looks annoyed to be pulling his focus away from beating lombax cheeks to be doing this shit instead Turning a handle on the wall, typing at a touch screen and floating through a debris field filled with floating junk food and sex toys, he yells- "What's the fucking PIN?" To which ratchet replies from off screen "STOP YELLING" With admirable restraint, Rocket replies; "I can't turn the gravity back on without the pin number, what is it?" To which Ratchet comes back with "WHAT?" Losing what little patience he has in this fucked up situation they're in, he explodes- "WHATS THE FUCKING PIN??" A black and white furry porn sketch of rocket raccoon standing nude in the pantry of his and ratchets private starship "WHAT WAS IT?" Ratchet asks from off screen. Rocket, nude holding a smoking sci-fi pistol-their knuckle bapping on the light switch- sees that he has disintegrated their only coffee can by blind firing into the pantry after being spooked by a noise. "Rrrrr..." He growls with feral anger that he can't externalize, knowing full well this is entirely his fault "Did you get it?" Ratchet asks. Rocket is still hard as a rock, drooling a fat smear of gooey pre off the end of their cock from being recently tucked away warm and nested inside of ratchets asshole. "Rocky?.." Ratchets voice sings, discomfort growing at the silence of their normally annoyingly loud partner. "Rrrr...yeah, I got it alright. No. there's nothing here.."
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Here is last thing. A wip. God knows if I'll finish it but enjoy
September 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Window lizards that I am unsure that I'll keep working on
September 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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You wish you had em

one way or the other.

For @ponkers.bsky.social
furry pinup pornography of a buxom Raccoon in a classic bombshell pose, leaning back in a leisured recline sitting down, wearing a skintight latex outfit with the chest opened. An absolutely irresponsible amount of titty spilling out of an opening on a latex body-suit so tight you honestly wonder how a pair of breasts like those could have ever fit inside. The breasts- creamy beige and luxuriously smooth with bits of dark stubble peeking through on the curve of each fuzzy tit, are covered by duct-tape in X-shaped strips over each nipple. This hardly makes the work seem any less adult, the sultry and flirty stare of the Raccoon- very obviously pleased and confident with their unusual anatomy, undresses the viewer up and down. Yellow Scalera's with red pupils, a shock of pink headfur grown thick between their ears and dangling almost over one eye on an otherwise brown raccoon with normal markings. What little you can see that isn't wrapped in that shiny body suit and set against a dark plain background.
September 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Oh yeah it's skunktember.

I heard latex makes you sweaty...
Furry porn, a mostly monotone sketch of an anthropomorphic skunk in sepia wearing a maids outfit with their hands gathered behind their back. A bushy little mane of feathers sticking out by their hip gripped by one of the hands joined behind them. They're a big tailed mostly dark furred skunk with just a patch of white on their snout bridge and white coloring their eyebrows. Their nose is a dull red. Their body is crossed on each shoulder by small scars and stubbly dark hairs that throw off the otherwise delicate feminine posture and manner. The beardy coat of curly hairs lining their balls add to this disruptive contrast- a pair of balls and a dick sitting beneath the hem of their entirely-too-short maids skirt. Their legs pressed together makes their flaccid but pleasingly large genitals sit tabled atop the healthy fat of their closed thighs and be on potent display for their owner. Raw and darkly brown fleshed with those hairs all over the shiny- and implicitly sweaty, skin of is scrotum. His uncut penis is similarly giving a little humid gleam off one edge. They look to the viewer, diegetically speaking to their owner, and say "Buen día señor, ¿hay algo más que le gustaría que pula?" "Good day Sir, is there anything else you'd like me to polish?"
September 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Marten man sketch. And what a man he is
furry pin up pornography. A pine marten leaning back with his pelvis forward showing off his beefy uncut cock and fat hairy nuts. His face is smug, smiling with a blep of his tongue out. He knows he's hot. He knows you think he's hot.
August 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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look into my eyes slut

that's right i GOT YOU

YOU'RE MINE

YOU LIKE CLOWNS

CLOWNS ARE HOT

CLOWN ANTHROS GIVE YOU BONERS HAhahaHehe DUMMY
August 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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It all seemed so effortless to him. He had this divine and inevitable way of crafting the encounter- he knows he's charming where he shouldn't be.

His face doesn't seem able to betray his thrill- instead it twitches and drips from the opening in his briefs, salivating in its hunger for you.
Furry porn, a waist up pin-up of an undressing Raccoon with a light build. They are in the process of undressing themselves of a red flannel shirt, a black band shirt with "CROSSHAIRS" written under a patterned square, and a pair of white briefs. The briefs have an opened pee hole from which their dick and balls- dusky, uncut, and darkly fleshed, air out from the opening in the strained white fabric. They regard their partner out-of-frame with a lazy half-lidded glazed look. Their whole appearance is a cool kind of nonchalant- a scruffy guy with one piercing capping their notched left ear.
August 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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You know- being a sex slave is kinda bad but

If they told him he'd get to be sucking dick in a building with centralized air maybe he would have signed up for it instead of them having to kick his ass like they did

Either way- this isn't the worst outcome of living in the wasteland.
Furry porn, a digital drawing of an anthropomorphic nightstalker (of Fallout New Vegas) squatting naked, covered in sweat and the reflected light playing off the fattest parts of their ass as they spread their cheeks to lewdly expose their asshole to the merciful breeze of cooling A/C blasting directly into their sweaty trench from a vent on the floor they are crouched over. They have a look of primal, animal relief painted on their slack and happy face where their black forked tongue drools out and hangs doggishly from their scaled snout. Their fur is competed by a top layer of discolored follicles that give their ass, and especially their furless balls, the appearance of being hairy. They are beige and red- true to their coyote genetics. And are armored in regions by diamoned shaped patterns of white and brown/beige scales- per their snake half. Their face is more snake than coyote- but their eyes, their whole scalera- is a deep and rich mammal blue. The only feature of the background are some venetian blinds and little snowflakes that express the cold air leaking up through the floor vent. There is dialogue that is expressed by a person out of frame- their owner, who is also a nightstalker, for your information. "Likin that A/C Boy?" a faded "Ahhh..." leaks from the sweaty nightstalkers mouth Their owner speaks again "Aww look at that, it's so cute when he's happy..."
August 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Hot summer

with a ferretized @snouts.gay
Furry porn a toned sketch of two characters- a tall lanky goofy looking ferret with a cartoonishly large nose/snout in a tanktop and an erection-bulged pair of shorts and a lithe and small long-tail weasel walking by them naked- holding their shorts in their right paw and a towel in their left- stepping away toward the edge of the frame while casing a sly glance over their shoulder at the oggling ferret. They stand in front of a chest high wall and the impression of a bush behind it with a sign that says "POOL" above an arrow pointing in the opposite direction of the stoats walk- implying the stoat just finished swimming. The Ferret has their lidded eyes focused on the Stoats plump ass as they walk by dripping water and sweat both. The stoat catches that glance- and enjoys being its focus.
July 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Enjoy this quickie

Prisoner of war. "Assassin" rabbit caught behind enemy lines. "They must be getting desperate haha"

Now he serves the unit that caught him when they get stationed as a remote rural tow
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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He's not used to this whole vibe

But he could quickly find himself getting used to it...

There's a certain raccoon he has in mind that he wants to see on their knees like this
July 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Markos was not anticipating staying this late or enjoying himself this much. He was at a Rat party in a part of town he thought he had no business being in.

But a few beers and some really good food loosened him up. Now, he guesses, they to want him to loosen THEM up

This?

This is hospitality.
Furry pornography depicting a dark bedroom scene by a window at night where two naked Rats, posed and exposing themselves, try and visually seduce a fully dressed weasel at the bedroom door into joining them on the bed. The weasel is clutching a pair of car keys and has his hand off-frame presumably on the knob of a door, his coloration is mostly typical of a stoats, though with the facial marks of a long tail weasel and a red nose. He's smiling in pleasant surprise at the two rodent morsels he's walked in on. Whatever he expected to find by walking in here, it was less than this, and he's not mad. The two Rats in contrast, one black and gray and the other brown- are smeared up together on the sheets. They display themselves like an emperors concubines, just missing the silk veils. One is displaying their dusky crotch to the weasel, and the other proudly, with tail lifted, showing their gravid ass. Both are spritzed in a gentle sheen of sweat from what must be a somewhat stuffy house, they are clearly familiar with each other- and want to become more familiar with this weasel. The dialogue of the scene is as follows- "Ahí está, es ese" ("There he is, that's him.") "Lo decías en serio, es tan guapo..." "You weren't kidding, he's so handsome..") "Sí, ven pa'ca, galán. Eres el amigo de Jaime, ¿verdad? ¿No querrás ser nuestro amigo también?~ ("Yeah, c'mon in, stud. You're Jaime's friend, right? Wanna be our friend too?~" ) "No te va a entender, baboso" ("He can't understand you, baboso") "Claro que puede... Entiendes lo que te decimos, ¿no, gringo? ("Sure he can.. He understands what we're saying just fine, can't you gringo?") The Weasel: "Hey there, ladies!" "So it's an ambush I see..."
May 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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A weasel soldier is going to miss the one ship that would return him to the capital

The rat is a local artisan. Local to the city his legion was brought here to defend. His service is up. He can go back to the capital and become a sell sword or farmer

Or he can...

Stay here

"What'll it be~"
May 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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fucking a fetching grandpa aged fox with big milky tits and a big sloppy ass that still manages the most intense heated grip the weasel has yet felt in his life.

What else do you expect when you mess about with old salty sea foxes
May 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Weasels need Rats. It's just natural

More travel sketching
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Travel sketching

Big raccoons need a lot of love
May 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Oh let's see..
May 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Have a drink. The tap is never fully empty for friends.
Furry porn, a pin up of a nonbinary weasel bending forward toward the viewer- close to the frame, hefting up a pair of large breasts in their hands- as if inviting the viewer to take a closer look. Or a drink. The stoat is stubbled across their snout and jaw- with a few stubbles on their breasts and legs. They maintain a feminine appearance in the face- with prominent lashes. Their crotch is tucked- leaving what's downstairs a bit ambiguous.
February 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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C'mon Skwuz

you gotta have a little respect for the classics. Don't worry- when i'm in control, maybe you'll develop a little taste.

Now stop fucking around. I don't have all night

Lets

Heheh

Wrap this up.

for @skwuz.bsky.social
Furry porn of a hyena in a cronenberg-esque body horror scene in which they are being consumed and encased inside the body of an ashy fleshed bat-shaped gargoyle with ripped wings and stony skin. The body of this creature eating its way up his body- its torso split like an open mouth with its arms hanging at its side waiting to fit over its victims limbs, and become his new arms. The victim is a hyena- Skwuz, a blue nosed hyena with a hairy chest and nipple piercings, is the unfortunate soul that the Gargoyle- a mercurial and eccentric spirit named Telemakus, is gobbling up. The room shows evidence of a struggle, broken glass cracks on the floor under the clawed feet of the gargoyle which have already overtaken Skwuz's own. A broken lamp on an overturned recliner. A spilled shelf with books all over the ground. A tipped trash bin with refuse all over the floor. It's a mess- but Skwuz is actively losing the struggle. And it shows in the panic in their face. Clearly having fun- Telemakus, a jagged-smiled, glowing yellowed eyed, long-tongued spirit of fun-having malice- is distracted from consuming as Roy Orbisons "in dreams" appears to start playing on a little Radio nearby Telemakus stops to turn up the volume on the radio and starts snapping his fingers "Oh hey shut up for a second" he exclaims and he starts singing along I close my eyes then I drift away Into the magic night, I softly say A silent prayer like dreamers do Then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you In dreams I walk with you In dreams I talk to you In dreams you're mine all of the time We're together in dreams, in dreams" A golden corona frames the air behind his head. All this excitement has his long, dark dick dripping all over the broken glass beneath his feet.
February 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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His fault for laying pipe on a seagull of all things and expecting it not to be noisy

for @gussquawks.bsky.social
Furry porn of a scarred up turtle-neck wearing stoat fucking a doofy looking seagull with a black mohawk. The stoat only has their pants partly down, fucking the gull through a window in their outfit. They evoke the impression of being a spy, or mercenary, or assassin-type. the seagull is bent over the impression of a table getting their ass pounded red by the relentless stroke of this weasel laying pipe on them. it is evidently SO good the Seagull has this relaxed, dumb, clownish expression of bliss and pleasure on their face. Beak gaped open in a goofy grin- behind them the words "Aah! aheh! hahahehehehehe! hehaheheh!" and so forth appear, suggesting they're a noisy bottom The weasel holds the dull side of a huge knife to their neck- shouting in their own bold and outlined text "Would you fucking QUIET DOWN!?" though it doesn't seem to work regardless the plaps are not stopping.
February 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Mitch is not the nicest guy

But in that... precise kinda way y'know?

Most other guys like this can't really get away with being this overtly repellent. But he can

call it skunk magic.
a mostly nude male furry art pin up of a lousy looking skunk in a rolled up wet tank top standing against a sepia background with the outline of palm trees in the distance behind them. No seriously the skunk looks like a rude bastard, they have a heavy-lidded baggy eyed but grouchy stare with a few prominent snaggle teeth that give them a crude outer glaze. They're standing smoking a cigarette, regarding the viewer with passive contempt- muttering "Y tú qué quieres?,Maricón?" meaning "What do you want, faggot?" as if they're not the one standing out in the open with a thick darkly fleshed uncut dick hanging out all out there.
February 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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My end of a thing for @fudatsu.bsky.social

Returning to a much beloved ship of mine 💖💖
January 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Que quieres tu? Pinche maricon
January 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM