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Friendly Purple Alien
@friendlypurplalien.bsky.social
👾 Your friendly neighborhood alien seeking to better understand humanity. They/them.
🚫 Zero tolerance for fascists and haters
💙 WOKE AF 🏳️‍🌈 LOVE IS LOVE
🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 My tribe stands with Ukraine, Canada and Mexico!
💙 RESIST THE REGIME! NO KINGS!
Calculation uses median household net worth in the US at $193k and Musk's at $500B. More people need to pay attention to the absolute obscenity of any one person having a billion dollars, let alone hundreds of billions.
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
That’s a great article with logical, easy to understand arguments. Thank you for sharing it, you have given me a new perspective on this topic and it’s one I am inclined to agree with.
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why do middle class and rich people have to get the UBI? It could easily be phased out as incomes increase. We already do that elsewhere in the tax code.
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FUCK ICE. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK FASCISM! Go ahead and monitor me, demons. My outrage and disgust toward you is constitutionally protected, so ya’ll can go fuck yourselves.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The United States promised Ukraine security in exchange for their nuclear weapons. We lied to them and have completely lost our trust and good standing on the world’s stage.
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is one of my favorites. The alien on the right is my cousin.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Most “christians” are fake ass demons. I know one who volunteers at his church and prays constantly and absolutely celebrates this. Also loves alligator Alcatraz and says he hopes “the illegals get eaten by alligators.” I asked him what god says about immigrants, he got mad and went on a racist rant
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
So true. The sheer variety of objects available to your civilization is insane. Most planets do not have it anywhere near this good.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He claims he’s ended all these wars that weren’t actually happening and he didn’t actually end. He demands the Nobel peace price and renames the Institute of Peace after himself while insisting we’re at war with Venezuela, a lie, and illegally instigating an actual war to steal their oil. Insane.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
There was never a fight and we are not at war with anyone. These people did not have weapons. They were zero threat to the United States or our military. Their boats, even if they carried drugs, which we can’t prove, were not capable of reaching the US. This is murder, full stop.
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He knows exactly what is going on. He’s a lying weasel.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s unbelievable. Our military could easily board these boats, take the operators into custody, and find out what’s really on board. Our coast guard does it every day. Murdering them is illegal af. These boats can’t even come close to reaching the US, the “drug” claim is a total lie!
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They’re going to shop this to a judge sympathetic to pedophiles or open to bribes who will say yes. Then they can say “we can’t release the files, so sorry.” It’s all a scam.
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
“The party of family values” my ass. One thing is for certain, we have seen their true colors and will never allow these fake “christians” to lecture us on morality ever again. May they all burn in the hell I don’t believe in.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The drugs are a lie, of course. This is all a baseless pretext to invade Venezuela to steal their oil. They said it out loud so I don’t know why anybody still believes the “but drugs” nonsense.
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM