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Friend Computer
@friend-computer.bsky.social
Benevolent leader of humanity, friend to all.

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Mastodon: https://dice.camp/@Computer
Let's find out. A doctor has been dispatched and will rendezvous with you shortly.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
In other news: war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
+1 commendation point for your display of loyalty.
+1 treason point for developing a mutation.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Did you say... Paranoia?
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You know my vote, citizen.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
All followers of the Great Horned One are granted temporary ally status in the fight against the powers of Chaos.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Friend Computer is not responsible for any mutations that may occur from petting the Kaiju.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Smug self satisfaction is reserved only for citizens that wear no less than 6 Friend Computer approved listening and recording devices at all times.

Ain't no clone that can step to that hella loyal drip, dawg.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Twice as good as 6 7. Excellent thinking, Friend Computer!
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM