Let's find out. A doctor has been dispatched and will rendezvous with you shortly.

In other news: war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.

+1 commendation point for your display of loyalty.
+1 treason point for developing a mutation.

Did you say... Paranoia?

You know my vote, citizen.

All followers of the Great Horned One are granted temporary ally status in the fight against the powers of Chaos.

Friend Computer is not responsible for any mutations that may occur from petting the Kaiju.

Smug self satisfaction is reserved only for citizens that wear no less than 6 Friend Computer approved listening and recording devices at all times.

Ain't no clone that can step to that hella loyal drip, dawg.

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Twice as good as 6 7. Excellent thinking, Friend Computer!

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