this is why i can't have kids, i would kill santa and the easter bunny and the tooth fairy off at the drop of a hat

matt berry really hurts out of these, he's usually so cool :(

jeeeeesus

smash bros (any of them): xander mobus yelling into an empty public restroom

groove coaster arcade: the tiniest anime girl you've ever seen talking excitedly into a mic from your breast pocket

ddr max-extreme: this guy critiquing your dancing (with that mic) youtu.be/xJ7JseIxgX4

ooh looks good :D

also i dunno if i'm getting old or what but my siblings think that $20ish is 'quite cheap' for a keychain and i'm just not there

I'm gonna go up there and talk to s!m in person, sending a "btw i quit" text just doesn't sit right with me when things have been mostly cool between us

(no srsly i had six melatonins over the course of the night and nothing happened ._.)

at least until i figure out what's going on with my health