They probably wanted to leave it open enough for a potential sequel, but definitive enough to be an ending.

Well, to be fair, it didn't die, it concluded. It's not like Uncharted 4 ended on another call to adventure, it was pretty definitively meant to be a sendoff.

True, but I'll take goofy dogshit over The Legend of Chun-Li.

I thought it was a Baba Yaga game.

My first thought was the opening to the Powerpuff Girls episode "Supper Villain".

Very disappointed to see nobody bring up the English theme for Rave Master by Reel Big Fish.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4o...

They really aren't. The left pushes the facial expression much further because he's got a much bigger, goofier face, plus a more vibrant color palette and more dynamic posing. The one on the right is really stiff in comparison.

Twitter abides by slurs, but draws the line at the fuck word.

It's far more vibrant and expressive.