unless of course you like being told what you can and cannot wear. You know, like a naughty child breaking a dress code but as an adult while just living your life. "oh yes sir, I'll go wear a frilly dress right away so I can poop"

'harmless'

Fuck. Off

Oooo I might try that

Gawd I just want to roll in it like a pig

Honestly, with how strong my bibliophilia is, I might try biting a book myself 😁