Miles Long [demisexual_flag_emoji]
@freedadhugs.bsky.social
Cis/het. He/him. Blue voter.
American of Welsh/English descent. NC born and N.O. bread (namely: beignets) 😉
I talk for a living and love language. I read a lot and write a lot.
A neurodivergent husband and father.
I make good food and terrible jokes.
American of Welsh/English descent. NC born and N.O. bread (namely: beignets) 😉
I talk for a living and love language. I read a lot and write a lot.
A neurodivergent husband and father.
I make good food and terrible jokes.
@foone.bsky.social Thank you, this is so much fun :-)
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
@foone.bsky.social Thank you, this is so much fun :-)
Everyone in our house got a stomach virus, so
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Everyone in our house got a stomach virus, so
If they had only paid a few bucks, they could've used the George Bickham font
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If they had only paid a few bucks, they could've used the George Bickham font
Hey, that typeface looks familiar... :D
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hey, that typeface looks familiar... :D
Maybe the ICE recruits could use some help from their good neighbours to the north:
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Maybe the ICE recruits could use some help from their good neighbours to the north:
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
And yes, I do mean "spinning"
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And yes, I do mean "spinning"
lol okay "Sophia" or Mark or Sergei
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
lol okay "Sophia" or Mark or Sergei
And I am ENVIOUS 😉
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
And I am ENVIOUS 😉
Reluctant my fat hairy ass.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reluctant my fat hairy ass.
la châtelain dans sa tour
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
la châtelain dans sa tour
news from the front
![Portland, Ore. - 27 Sept., ’25 - My Dearest Kymbyrly, The war in Portland does not go well. Antifa have surrounded City Hall, their calls for free avocado toast and quinoa growing ever louder. City leaders have neither given in to demands for wider bike lanes nor marijuana dispensary trucks, so it is expected they will remain intractable. If Antifa's demands aren't met, their leaders have vowed to increase their numbers, emptying every coffee shop and hot yoga studio in the city to flood the streets with social justice warriors. I fear the worst: we may soon resort to indoor dog parks. By the time this letter reaches you, the terrible end of this conflict have already have come. If you don't hear from me in two weeks, I will have taken shelter in the Whole Foods on E. Burnside, the one just down the street from Screen Door. You will have to come and rescue me. They do have good soup. Yours forever, Roderick. ["public records office" stamp in purple ink]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a7prtufivu5tkjuesv6cmhbj/bafkreidynaqno6zavqd3gy4eeebxveibrue4agv26fcc4dxzv2flmcsc3e@jpeg)
September 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
news from the front
wanted: a browser plugin that turns every photo of Stephen Miller into a photo of Davros
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
wanted: a browser plugin that turns every photo of Stephen Miller into a photo of Davros
been wanting to make this one for a long time
![Robin: "what's happening now is just a distraction from-"
Batman: [slaps Robin in the face] "I CAN BE ANGRY ABOUT MORE THAN ONE THING!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a7prtufivu5tkjuesv6cmhbj/bafkreiav6mmksjwhswtuyhrgo3nssmvqzw5nx64f7xjrfut7i3sro3h7pi@jpeg)
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
been wanting to make this one for a long time
It's like poetry
September 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's like poetry
When the three-year-old makes a waffle 🤣
September 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When the three-year-old makes a waffle 🤣
"You're worth more dead than alive."
-Henry F. Potter
-Henry F. Potter
September 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"You're worth more dead than alive."
-Henry F. Potter
-Henry F. Potter
fixed it
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
fixed it