Pumpkin spice high dive

You found our wedge issue for 2028 Jerry

Yep. We talked around it enough that it was clear we were on the same page, but “Will you marry me?” never passed my lips. So now, almost 36 years later, she regularly says “thanks for not asking me to marry you”. 😀

We went to the Ramses exhibit when it was touring the country. Whether it qualified as a first date is unclear: she refused — very flusteredly — to allow me to pay for her ticket. 🙃

In the end it all worked out, despite my forgetting to actually ask her to marry me when we got engaged a year later🤪

There are worse fates than being “dead” to a gutter racist

Always he disappoints him

It’s not worth $65 to me to become a morning person

But how many are there where Jerry is Jerrified? 🤔

I can stagger to my chair while waiting for the coffee to finish brewing 💪