Teddy Sorkfeber
freddiemurky.bsky.social
Teddy Sorkfeber
@freddiemurky.bsky.social
Because it's a hallmark of a stupid person's idea of a smart person probably.

A child's idea of what grown-ups do.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When I heard about the Piggly Wiggly in That 70's Show I DID NOT FOR A SINGLE MOMENT consider the possibility that it could be a real chain and not just a silly name made up for the show.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And I think that's why they're much more bothered by criticism from the left.

Because they do care.

Being called a lizard demon by some basement creature/CEO on twitter's not hurful.

Only uncomfortable things you already believe about yourself are hurtful.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's a very apt metaphor and I wish people would realize a big part of the reason leftists complain to Dems more is because they still believe, perhaps foolishly, that there's a SLIGHT CHANCE they'll care! About anything! Anyone!

Whereas the tornado has made it very clear it does not.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For every evil plan thwarted, her head grows half an inch longer.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Han sköt sig själv i ryggen med pilbåge 😔😔😔
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In the future, lamps can only be red or blue
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A sort of inside joke in my family whenever a cat is laying with all their feet and tail in a bunch is too say they've got FAR too many legs and ought to share some with the rest of us
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He's the richest man in the world, soon to be even richer.

He's also one of the most famous people in the world.

His reach across the globe is near limitless.

His odds to find The One should be ASTRONOMICALLY larger than any one of us.

And yet...
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
After googling the movie sounds like it has a cool premise but probably wouldn't go over well with the people who only love her as a personification of the Tradwife Wojack
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As much as I've periodically heard about Sydney Sweeney I'm pretty sure I've NEVER heard of that movie until about 90 seconds ago
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Kat Abughazalehs office
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Even reality star is like okay grampa. Go learn how to get TikTok famous like a normal insane person.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He'a a bear AND a giant
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He must have been so excited when that heist happened and he was THERE.

I'm happy for him.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Of course it's not real! That's like 100 beers and SO cold!

It's weigh like lbs!

AI or photoshop.

It just a funny idea to imagine.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM